schmace

stacey howard;

amazing, incredible, sexy, beyond words unrealistcly AMAZING.
the most (beyond) amazing thing to happen to schmait b. schmace is the definition of love in every shape and form to this girl; schmait, and every definition of happiness. schmait may not be able to be everything for schmace, she wants to be and will fight every day to prove she can be. schmait's mind is the victim of her heart, and schmace is the only one that can save her.

schmait loves schmace, forever.

by schmait October 16, 2008

wackity schmackity doo

Said after a very corny, very unfunny joke. Derived from the old Vaudeville comedy acts in which almost every one-liner was punctuated by a musical jingle. Usually played on the piano by a portly man with bright red cherub-like cheeks.

Made popular by Patton Oswalt in his comedy CD, "Werewolves & Lollipops".

Man in Auschwitz Camp: "I haven't seen this many ribs since I was at Tony Roma's!"

*wackity schmackity doo!*

by TattooZoo October 27, 2007

Schmack

word used to describe really good food

Didn't that mac n cheese hit the spot?
Yeah! That shit was schmack

by caro$wag February 8, 2021

schmaverick

A person who identifies with the right wing, but knows nothing about political ideology and speaks mostly in talking points when it comes to politics. Derived from the words schmuck and maverick.

What a schmaverick. She can't name any supreme court rulings but would like to be VP.

by nugzstradamus January 17, 2010

schmazel

A mess that needs to be sorted out.

What a schmazel.

by B.H.C.78 March 16, 2010

schmape

A human who resembles an ape.

Ben is a schmape.

by Daniel Scroggins December 16, 2008

schmacked

extremely high

"yo, last night was crazy! matt was so schmacked, him and eric started goin at it!

by qwertygirl03 October 17, 2008