penis, popularized by comedian Dennis Miller (also spelled shwance)
I jerked off my schwance and shot scroatmeal all over.
by Salvo August 22, 2005
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A female who desires your cock
Dude, that bitch is such a schwance-wancer, she was all over you last night.
by Patkins October 9, 2007
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