schwance 

penis, popularized by comedian Dennis Miller (also spelled shwance)

I jerked off my schwance and shot scroatmeal all over.

schwance by Salvo September 21, 2005

schwance-wancer 

A female who desires your cock

Dude, that bitch is such a schwance-wancer, she was all over you last night.

schwance-wancer by Patkins October 25, 2007

schvance 

A term used for a man's penis.

So last night I was with this chick and I was banging her until my schvance turned blue!

schvance by JYD June 8, 2005

Schwanged 

To be turned on.

Melissa's skirt totally had me schwanged last night.

Schwanged by Big_Bird February 10, 2009

schwanker 

A penis, also known as a flanger, dangler, and schlanker.

When you run down the stairs with loose shorts, your schwanker dangles around.

schwanker by jon62551 August 21, 2005

Schmancey 

The next stage of fancy

That nice hotel is fancy schmancey

Schmancey by Shinaenae December 7, 2010

schwankey 

Something very Cool, Posh, Fashionable, Uber Stylish.

"WoW, did you see Wubi? He's really Schwankey with that laptop!"

schwankey by Prepare thy Hamlet May 15, 2014