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scroatmeal

thick semen; from the scrotum
I jerked off my piss stick and shot scroatmeal all over.
by Salvo September 22, 2005
mugGet the scroatmealmug.

shmants

SHort Man pANTS.

Capri pants worn by men that are too long to be considered shorts but too short to be considered pants and too gay to be considered acceptable. Popular with gay men and black men or any metrosexual dude who has nice ankles to show off.
Wow, nice shmants dude.
by Salvo October 19, 2007
mugGet the shmantsmug.

dwerk

I dwerked it and shot scroatmeal all over.
by Salvo October 19, 2007
mugGet the dwerkmug.

french cigar

When you open your mouth and seal it around another person's butthole and then they proceed to fart in your mouth.
I puffed a french cigar last night with my girl.
by Salvo October 19, 2007
mugGet the french cigarmug.

doke

(n)(v) shit, variant of dook (also spelled doak)
I'm gonna go to the men's room and take a massive doke.
by Salvo September 22, 2005
mugGet the dokemug.

furry pop top

The act of placing a pubic hair on a can of Coke, popularized by Clarence Thomas doing it to Anita Hill and coined by The Daily Show years later.
Anita Hill was about to drink her can of Coke when she noticed Clarence Thomas gave her the furry pop top.
by Salvo October 19, 2007
mugGet the furry pop topmug.

edison

a novel idea; from Thomas Edison and his inventions.
Dude, I just had an edison--let's pregame at Matty's house and then go out to the bars.
by Salvo October 19, 2007
mugGet the edisonmug.

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