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schvance 

The term for a husky mid-western man's wang
Like the humanitarian he is, Chad fed that crack whore a healthy portion of his schvance.
schvance by Sugar Shane June 23, 2005

Schvance 

A term for a nicotine device created by a junior at HK

Yo you got a schvancy
Yo lemme rip your schvance

schwance 

penis, popularized by comedian Dennis Miller (also spelled shwance)
I jerked off my schwance and shot scroatmeal all over.
schwance by Salvo September 21, 2005

schvonce 

noun: The Beast, Mr. Happy, Cock, Penis, Rod, Willy, Wanker, Schlong, Dingaling, Dick, Wang, Johnson, Dong, Sword, Purple headed warrior, One-eyed jack, Snake, Sausage, Salami
"My, what a large schvonce you have" or,
I went to Scores last night, my schvonce is still hard.
schvonce by Scotty T September 21, 2003

Schmancey 

That nice hotel is fancy schmancey
Schmancey by Shinaenae December 7, 2010
Another one of dozens of terms for male genitalia. Specifically Shvance is used to identify an individual who is acting like a dick.
“Alex just cut me off! Driving like a Shvance!”
Shvance by AdMan Jones December 22, 2020
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
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Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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