schmaa

a friend of yours who is not that social and very boring

joey doesnt wanna go to spencers party.hes being a schmaa

by daily press victorville December 3, 2010

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schlaank

1. the disgusting particulate matter, consisting of dirt, dust, and hair that accumulates in the water cup of a beirut/beer pong game, especially games held in a college dorm room, where schlaank is particularly common.
2. Anything that has the disgusting qualities of schlaank.

1. "Loser (of the game) eats the schlaank!" (highly unadvisable).
2. "Yo this meatloaf tastes like schlaank."

by ballsanweiners February 19, 2009

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Schaaf

A born leader that is one tough motherfucker who takes no shit from any cunt

Wow, that guy mopped the floor with those punks at the pub last night ' yeah that's what you call a true Schaaf

by Pizza'man February 3, 2020

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wackity schmackity doo

Said after a very corny, very unfunny joke. Derived from the old Vaudeville comedy acts in which almost every one-liner was punctuated by a musical jingle. Usually played on the piano by a portly man with bright red cherub-like cheeks.

Made popular by Patton Oswalt in his comedy CD, "Werewolves & Lollipops".

Man in Auschwitz Camp: "I haven't seen this many ribs since I was at Tony Roma's!"

*wackity schmackity doo!*

by TattooZoo October 27, 2007

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Schaaka

A kid with unnatural behavior including an obsession with idiotic gestures and

says "shhhyyooooooo!". Could most likely be seen macin ugly ass girls. Steer

clear of his lunacy.

"Hey see that kid with the rape face checkin out that transgender?" "Yea he's a

Schaaka"

by ape in mus tech May 8, 2013

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