schmach

The male excretion, commonly called sperm, semen, jizz, cum, etc.

I like cheerleaders covered in schmach.

by Neezer December 24, 2008

Schmach

Schmach is a meme, a joke, an insider used by the cool groovy youth. Originally it's a german word that could be translated with "shame" or "ignominy" and is used by kids and teens as slang for an expression of glee and amusement in someone elses failure. Schmach is currenltly going viral and has already spreaded to the United States where it's a well known meme.

It's also going to be the worldwide slang word of the year 2020 and the "Jugendwort"(word of the youth) of the year in germany.
You didn't know about Schmach? Well, Schmach on you!
Tell everyone about Schmach and use it as often as possible...Schmach has to rise...schmach will rise...and YOU will be a part of the movement! (If you were asking yourself how Schmach might be pronounced...it doesn't matter. Say it how you want to, no one will call the schmach on you :)

- "Schmach is taking over me" (meaning you are feeling bad)
-*someone stumbles over his/her own feet*. You: "Schmach!"
- "Schmach on you!" (Instead of shame on you)
- "May the Schmach be with you!" (to someone who you wish bad luck)

by The white russian Legend January 10, 2020

Schmach

The best damn word the german language has to offer

schmach be hitting you like:

by The white russian Legend January 10, 2020

Schmach

A slang/meme type of word to make fun of someone with

The schmach really got you there, dude

by The white russian Legend January 10, 2020

Schlachtered

The act of consuming alcohol until the point where a person is unable to think, speak or make rational decisions.

I got so schlachtered at the bar last night, I got naked and jumped into the public pool.

by pgasean August 4, 2009

Shit-stained schumacher

disrespectful old bastard with crumbs in its moustache regardless of whether its a man or woman. They are terrified of everything except for their wagon (because it only goes 0.5 mph) In conclussion, a disrespectful faggot god dodger that is as miserable as sin and looks like it has a cactus lodged up its arse.

teenager 1: (to teenager 2) Look, a Shit-stained schumacher, don't ask what its had for breakfast, she's still got a cheerio in her moustache.

by Ednatoast Jeeganflipperwick October 24, 2008

wackity schmackity doo

Said after a very corny, very unfunny joke. Derived from the old Vaudeville comedy acts in which almost every one-liner was punctuated by a musical jingle. Usually played on the piano by a portly man with bright red cherub-like cheeks.

Made popular by Patton Oswalt in his comedy CD, "Werewolves & Lollipops".

Man in Auschwitz Camp: "I haven't seen this many ribs since I was at Tony Roma's!"

*wackity schmackity doo!*

by TattooZoo October 27, 2007