kelamist's definitions

taximus

an aggressive cab driver who don't pay much attention to traffic, pedestrians or anything else.

it's easier to spot a taximus when you see a cab driver with his left hand hanging outside the window.

by kelamist November 23, 2016

tunami

a small, virgin wave which is far from growing to be a large, tsunami wave

ure not supposed to observe a tsunami in Van Lake, Turkey but a tunami, only.

by kelamist November 23, 2016

Loop Skywalker

an upgraded version of a yes man who is ready to accept everything he is asked to execute

when i say "you will take me to Loop Skywalker now..", you will say "I take you to Loop Skywalker now..".

by kelamist November 11, 2019

Sitchin Scratch

the ever evolving chronic scratch caused by reading Zecharia Sitchin's books and findings about humanity's existence and modification process.

once you're sitchin scratched then it'll keep itching until you read another information regarding the existence of humans.

by kelamist November 14, 2019

birth vader

a natural born evil person practicing his/her own -extemely- evil thoughts upon a person or a group of innocent people

.. he finds each and every youngling in the hood and abuses them, which is how two mothers from the hood spot that birth vader around our kids.

by kelamist November 29, 2019

wheeler black

the darkest black color there is. it's even darker than the vanta black.

professor physicist John A. Wheeler, coined the word black hole therefore the blackest of all black colors should be named after him as the wheeler black, right?

by kelamist May 25, 2018

schwing pop

music for adults only

"Fuck me forever" by Connie Lingus , "Sit on my face" by The Echoes and "Uranus is out tonight" by James Lee Meadows are my favourite old time Schwing Pop hits.

by kelamist May 27, 2018