kelamist's definitions

taximus

an aggressive cab driver who don't pay much attention to traffic, pedestrians or anything else.

it's easier to spot a taximus when you see a cab driver with his left hand hanging outside the window.

by kelamist November 23, 2016

tunami

a small, virgin wave which is far from growing to be a large, tsunami wave

ure not supposed to observe a tsunami in Van Lake, Turkey but a tunami, only.

by kelamist November 23, 2016

cabron dioxide

an old pimp

hey La Tanya! why you pumped that cabron dioxide to our street, ho? You know Malone's gonna get him soon..

by kelamist November 28, 2018

Penta Claus

a rich & evil person taking care of the poor and needy not because it's good for them but because it's good for his own will.

Pablo Escobar was South America's Penta Claus for all seasons

by kelamist December 7, 2018

milburn pennybags

smart, adaptive, glocal thinker business person

wiping out all there is about Pöpsi in 7 different countries in South America - literally- with an overnight operation and
-penertation wise- having the whole continent conquered the next day needs some serious Milburn Pennybags skills. Kudos to Kako Calo for that!

by kelamist October 24, 2018

flinter

starting a fire

am i supposed to "think" before i flinter ?

by kelamist March 11, 2019

Xashtagged

being incapable of living the moment

try being informed that you've cancer, if u wanna be xashtagged.

by kelamist December 14, 2018