schmagma

a pungent, pasty, and gooey substance that forms in the foreskin of a penis.

After three days of extraneous activity and no shower my dick formed a very unpleasant type of schmagma.

by bac bac bac January 30, 2010

schmagma

Unpleasant sweat that developes on a man's taint*.

*Refer to "taint" in UrbanDictionary for definition

Hey Lisa Guerrero, Quit talking about John Wade's "schmagma" on Monday Night Football!

by Rob S. September 8, 2003

schmagma

an unsavory byproduct, usually produced by or on a part of the human body

I was preparing to go down, but was deterred by the schmagma I found.

by Jaytex March 11, 2003

schmagma

A term for a guy's jizz. Magma (volcanic flow from eruption) from the schmag (cock). Get it?

Dick laughed as Sally's face was blasted with his schmagma.

by Jeff January 11, 2004

Schmagma

one of many types of dick cheese

Since he has not taken a shower his dick stinks from the schmagma build up

by Johner October 6, 2005

Schmagma

The cheese that gathers on your forskin.

Shit man I woke up this morning and had so much schmagma I could have made grill cheese.

by Switch16 January 9, 2007

Schmagma

lint on the foreskin of a man's lucious penis

also known as a case of "dirty dick"

My marine, Joe, gone in the war for so long, no shower, no moist toilette, no whitie tities, was suffering from schmagma.

by Jessica/Andres November 23, 2003