schmacko

a long brown dog treat given to dogs. used as an insult sometimes

why don't you go eat a schmacko!

schmacko by Guru222 November 5, 2005

schmacko

When your girl is giving you Gobby and your balls are smacking her on the chin or neck

Bro gave this chick the best schmacko lasnight.

schmacko by Madpossum123 July 25, 2019

Schmacko

Something that dogs go wacko for

Dogs go wacko for schmackos!

Schmacko by SeeNoCap123 September 9, 2020

schmacko

A person who tans so much they look like beef jerky.

"holy fuck, that mole needs to get out of the sun. she looks like a schmacko"

schmacko by dooooooooooooooood. April 28, 2009

Schmacko Sex

Schmacko Sex is sex given or withheld as reward or punishment for actions performed or omitted. Schmacko sex is instigated by conscious thought instead of a combination of the loins and emotion.

Schmackos are marketed as an irresistably powerful and instant behavour-altering dog treat. It is futile for any dog to try and resist their seductive, delicious allure.

'Gee you've done the dishes let's have sex'

'I won't sleep with you until you buy me that fridge'

'Bad partner. No schmacko sex for you! Sit! Stay ...I didn't say Beg!'.

Schmacko Sex by Tom Nott February 1, 2009

wackity schmackity doo 

Said after a very corny, very unfunny joke. Derived from the old Vaudeville comedy acts in which almost every one-liner was punctuated by a musical jingle. Usually played on the piano by a portly man with bright red cherub-like cheeks.

Made popular by Patton Oswalt in his comedy CD, "Werewolves & Lollipops".

Man in Auschwitz Camp: "I haven't seen this many ribs since I was at Tony Roma's!"

*wackity schmackity doo!*

wackity schmackity doo by TattooZoo October 27, 2007

Schmack 

word used to describe really good food

Didn't that mac n cheese hit the spot?
Yeah! That shit was schmack

Schmack by caro$wag February 8, 2021