It's amazing at spencers I can get a big bird shirt, a disco ball, a plastic penis, and a thong made out of skittles.
by DizzyLizzy December 22, 2006
a hellish store in the mall, which specializes in selling "cool" merchandize, namely to young adults ages 18-24. also a company that will do whatever it can to metaphorically take a dump on your chest if you work there(don't). boatloads of stupid questions, asshole-ish people, teenagers stealing, little kids screaming, crowded stores, shipments too large to find room for everything, psychotic upper managemnt people who yell at you if the store isn't pulling in enough cash...yet refuse to reward you if sales are in the plus side, thousands of things with the phrase "try me" on them, which will quite literally drive you insane, "secret shoppers", etc. etc. everyone wants to work here because they "think it will be fun" trust me, it gets old fast. they promise you raises and promotions you will never see unless you intend to make a career out of retail. they never pay people what they are worth. everyone is taken advantage of.
by Jake L. December 16, 2006
Greatest fuckin' store in the known world. Carries sex toys, dirty t-shirts/keychains/stickers, jewelery, Happy Bunny, South Park, Simpsons, Family Guy etc.
Ask us, we'll probably teach you how to properly use a whip!
Ask us, we'll probably teach you how to properly use a whip!
White Boy: Yo bra, let's check out Spencers yo!
Spencers Bee-yotch: Hey, guy, your hat is on backwards.
You're...you're white.
Spencers Bee-yotch: Hey, guy, your hat is on backwards.
You're...you're white.
by Ivanna Tinkle June 19, 2005
Hmm, there's so much to say about Spencer. First off, he's a cutie. He's tall with a beautiful smile :). And then, Spencer is nice, if you're on his good side. If you're on his good side; he'll treat you like a true homie, help you with your problems, and keep your secrets. If not; you're probably going to get bitched out 98 percent of the time. But, being on Spencer's good side is so worth all the amazing things he does. Spencer loves to party and be around his friends, and they love to be around him, too. Everyone loves to be around Spencer; he knows how to make everyone laugh and his smile will have you awe-struck. He's good at everything he does; sports, girls/relationships, keepin' up with the good looks, and friends. It's easy to trust him & he'll keep your secrets. Spencer is an all around great guy, and great person. Get to know him:).
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by hoetoe June 25, 2018
A Spencer is the kinda friend that isn't once in a lifetime. It's a lifecycle kinda love. He's the kinda guy who spends lifetimes working off a debt he knows was paid in the last life. Spencer will listen to story after story about the trama in your life everylife. He has the power to make you laugh amongst the tears. Friend of nature and guns Believes you even if he thinks you're crazy. (Maybe into crazy girls) Spencer is the kinda guy who leads armysand saves the girl even if he doesn't get her or want her. He is just a good fellow like that. His video game is more important than your day. He'll get to you after he fucks shit up. Spencer is the kinda boy that will hide you in his room so you don't have to go home. Just to hold you and say it'll be okay. He has a bigger heart than any of his friends and that's why the guys keep their good girls away. His eyes are like pools of understanding and wisdom. If you find a Spencer the Spencer keep him safe. Feed his ego and love like him like he's a Potbelly Pig cuz he can back it up like Beyonce. Smart enough to say he loves you when he does but will be to dumb to dip when things hit a fan. Spencer is courageous and Intellectually superior if you pay enough attention. I hope everyone gets the chance to know at least one once. It is always a privilege everytime in everylife I've known him. Good always outweighs the bad.
by Lilith1234 August 13, 2019
The best boyfriend you will ever have. He's nice,smart,athletic,and very loyal. He knows how to make a girl smile. He is very understanding.
Woah is that Spencer?
by Alexis Malin February 24, 2017