Dude, Carl is a Cross Dresser, and he's pretty hot dressed up like a chick!

This Jazz Cabbage got me zooted. Jazz Cabbage is less harmful than Squares. I’m smoking that Jazz Cabbage boy.

my new CD is really cool

-What's the cd of Rapid Fire ability?
-It's 3 minutes, so use it at the start in order to use it again after that time has passed

Person 1: Hey man, you have a CD?
Person 2: What CD?
Person 1: CDs nuts!

C:\> "dir"

PROGRA~1 130 MB DIR
WINDOWS 320 MB DIR
C++ .2 MB DIR
GAMES 210 MB DIR
COMMAND 16 KB COM

USED: 660.2 MB
FREE: 540.8 MB
TOTAL SPACE: 1201 MB

C:\> "CD Games"

C:\GAMES\> "CD Duke3D"

C:\GAMES\DUKE3D\> "setup"

I put $10,000 in a 1-year CD, and I got $12,115 after it matured.