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When you smack someone for a legitimate reason, but social norms still see you as assaulting someone, eg, Sean Connery saying it's okay to slap women who have done wrong to him, or a recent event in Brooklyn Heights where a man slapped a parent in a Starbucks for being a bad parent.
*child running around a Starbucks*

Man 1: Hey dude, control your kid. He just knocked a coffee out of my hand.

Man 2: Bro, I'm waiting for my latte! Hold on!

Man 1: Bitch, don't get schmaked.

Man 2: shut up!

*Man 1 Delivers a Schmack on Man 2*

Barista: I'm callin the cops!
by King Pontus December 11, 2009
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Verb

To hit a chick in the face with your dick, trying to get her to suck it.
Oh shit, Brett just Schmacked Kasey. She ain't gonna take that!
by Schmackmaster February 22, 2008
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Schmack is equal to shit. Such as talking schmack about someone.
"You sure do talk a lot of schmack for being such a dumb ass"
by your mom March 10, 2003
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schmack means anything but no
"I think we should get some more." says Bill

"Schmack," replies Bob (meaning anything
but no)
by Bbob April 15, 2004
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"You have nice boobs" says Fred.
"Shut up before I schmack you" says the sumo wrestler.
by Lexis November 25, 2004
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- What you say to a girl when you are horny and are loving that ass.
*Girrrrrrrrrrlllllllll! You are soooooooo faw-ine! Come over here and let me schmack that ass!!! Whhaaaaaaaaat! MMM-mmm!
by FineAssFloridian March 12, 2005
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