schlaank

1. the disgusting particulate matter, consisting of dirt, dust, and hair that accumulates in the water cup of a beirut/beer pong game, especially games held in a college dorm room, where schlaank is particularly common.
2. Anything that has the disgusting qualities of schlaank.

1. "Loser (of the game) eats the schlaank!" (highly unadvisable).
2. "Yo this meatloaf tastes like schlaank."

by ballsanweiners February 19, 2009

Schlanket

A somewhat cursed blanket covered in images of Jschlatt's face.

"What's on your bed?"
"That's my new custom made schlanket!"

by CursedV June 19, 2022

schlanking

When a guy jerks off.

He's really schlanking right now instead of gaming.

by Chooj April 2, 2021

Schlaaked

Verb; to schlaak: the crushing of ones head underneath the buttock of another.

How did you hurt your head? Sam Schlaaked it!

by Sach Ztenerson September 29, 2011

Schlanket

A somewhat cursed blanket covered in images of Jschlatt's face.

"Hey what's on your bed?"
"That's my new schlanket I had it custom made!"

by CursedV June 19, 2022

schlank

To spank someone with your schlong.

I gave your mom a schlanking after she ran out of mashed potatoes.

You need to schlank your girl. She's getting a little uppity.

by Brandon from Norman September 14, 2006

Schlanket

A very cool blanket with JSchaltt's face printed on it

Can we ban whoever the fuck just said schlanket?

by PixelGlitch October 11, 2022