An unkown, sticky, wet substance forund in an unusual place

a cigarette.

1. Disgusting, gelatinous mass 2. Any article suggestive of schmag or of equal relative value to schmag

overweight unattractive cougar with to much makeup that hits on men at closing time.

an unwanted facebook tag

The rag used to clean off your penis after you bone a chick on her period.

Pronounced shmadj. Abbreviated form of schmagina (from the latin vagina schmagina).
1. Schmag can be used much like the word "smurf-"
2. Or as a noun meaning crap, stuff