Urban Dictionary: schmag

Top definition

An unkown, sticky, wet substance forund in an unusual place

gross! i just got schmag on my hand from the glass

by glorygirl January 26, 2005

Jul 6 Word of the Day

Phrase meaning that a deceased cannot rest in peace until society changes due to the circumstances of a death.

People said rest in power for the unarmed man had been shot by the police.

by FooBarBiz October 12, 2017

Dude 1: "Damn! I only have one schmag left!"

Dude 2: "Better head to 7-11."

by stirling78 April 27, 2009

1. Disgusting, gelatinous mass 2. Any article suggestive of schmag or of equal relative value to schmag

Dude, get your schmag off my bed.

by D.B. August 23, 2003

overweight unattractive cougar with to much makeup that hits on men at closing time.

the schmag relentlessly hit on the young man

by spikola February 03, 2010

Dude, I had to remove that schmag for The Utah Bear Alliance before my boss saw it.

by macuum February 28, 2010

The rag used to clean off your penis after you bone a chick on her period.

Damn, I finished boning her but I couldn't find my schmag, I think I pushed it too far under the bed.

by SolidStank June 18, 2003