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An unkown, sticky, wet substance forund in an unusual place
gross! i just got schmag on my hand from the glass
by glorygirl January 26, 2005
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Damn that was a steezy ass kickflip son!
by niggaliciouszor April 29, 2007
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Dude 1: "Damn! I only have one schmag left!"

Dude 2: "Better head to 7-11."
by stirling78 April 27, 2009
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1. Disgusting, gelatinous mass 2. Any article suggestive of schmag or of equal relative value to schmag
Dude, get your schmag off my bed.
by D.B. August 23, 2003
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overweight unattractive cougar with to much makeup that hits on men at closing time.
the schmag relentlessly hit on the young man
by spikola February 03, 2010
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Dude, I had to remove that schmag for The Utah Bear Alliance before my boss saw it.
by macuum February 28, 2010
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The rag used to clean off your penis after you bone a chick on her period.
Damn, I finished boning her but I couldn't find my schmag, I think I pushed it too far under the bed.
by SolidStank June 18, 2003
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