An unkown, sticky, wet substance forund in an unusual place

The horrible moment when you realise that you have accidentally done something very slightly wrong which has very bad (usually embarassing) implications for you. This is typically the moment of realisation that you just sent a dirty text message to a close member of family, typically your mother, rather than the intended recipient.

a cigarette.

1. Disgusting, gelatinous mass 2. Any article suggestive of schmag or of equal relative value to schmag

overweight unattractive cougar with to much makeup that hits on men at closing time.

an unwanted facebook tag

The rag used to clean off your penis after you bone a chick on her period.