schlomper
1)Last night I shot six schlompers while cumming, good work Honey!
2) President Bush is such a Schlomper.
2) President Bush is such a Schlomper.
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Romper Schlomper
When a person smokes the last of the marijuana through a bong and then tips the bong water over their penis before receiving a blow job.
Romper Schlomper by Nuronix October 15, 2021
Related Words
schlomper • Romper Schlomper • schlopper • Schlomped • schlooper • Schlumper • Schlimper • schlomber • Schloopermowie • Schlopertunity
hammacher schlemmer
A magazine filled with hella expensive stuff no one would use in real life. The magazine was created for billionaires and rich, ass white people to spend the extra million dollars they find between their couch cushions on.
hammacher schlemmer by RealSh*t September 25, 2013
Schlampe
schlepper
A laborer. Someone so stupid or ill-educated that he is employed to fetch and carry things.
From the Yiddish schlep, to drag.
From the Yiddish schlep, to drag.
schlepper by mrdobolino November 29, 2012
Schlimper
Schlimper by wowlitcomp September 6, 2018
schlampenschlepper
schlampenschlepper by absolutlem0n January 14, 2003
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