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schlomper 

1) noun - Number of semen emissions during an ejaculation.
2) noun - a stupid person or thing.
1)Last night I shot six schlompers while cumming, good work Honey!
2) President Bush is such a Schlomper.
schlomper by S.A. Khan August 31, 2004
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Romper Schlomper 

When a person smokes the last of the marijuana through a bong and then tips the bong water over their penis before receiving a blow job.
Oh no! Harry is about to have the last bong! Quick who wants to give him a Romper Schlomper?
Romper Schlomper by Nuronix October 15, 2021

hammacher schlemmer 

A magazine filled with hella expensive stuff no one would use in real life. The magazine was created for billionaires and rich, ass white people to spend the extra million dollars they find between their couch cushions on.
"Honey, pass me that Hammacher Schlemmer magazine," said Mark as he put on his gucci sunglasses.
hammacher schlemmer by RealSh*t September 25, 2013

Schlampe 

"Bist du eine Schlampe?" "JA!"
Schlampe by Melody April 25, 2004

schlepper 

A laborer. Someone so stupid or ill-educated that he is employed to fetch and carry things.

From the Yiddish schlep, to drag.
We have to reorganize the warehouse. Get in a bunch of schleppers.
schlepper by mrdobolino November 29, 2012
A person who always mails it in. Someone who is a complete and total schmuck.
Timmy never helps with group projects, he's such a schlimper.
Schlimper by wowlitcomp September 6, 2018

schlampenschlepper 

German for Pimp's car or pimped out ride.
Literal meaning: slut dragger
schlampenschlepper by absolutlem0n January 14, 2003
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