Number

Something that you don't give out to strange people who keep asking for it in movie theaters.

Guy: Excuse me can I talk to you for a minute?
Girl: Yeah, what's up?
Guy: Yeah I just wanna let you know... THE BACK OF YO HEAD IS RIDIKILOUS!
Girl: UH... thanks?
Guy: Yeah you are welcome. So listen. Can I have yo number?
Girl: Uh, no. I just don't give it out... in theaters.
Guy: Oh okay I see how it is...
SO WHERE YO BOYFRIEND?!
Where yo boyfriend at?
Girl: Who?
Guy: Yo boyfriend. Is he getting you refreshments? Is he tall? He gettin' you Mike&Ikes? Oh you like Mike&Ikes. Is he hefty? Is he coming back? Where yo boyfriend?
Girl: I don't have a boyfriend.
Guy: Oh you don't? Oh okay. So listen can I have your number?

-Credit:
MadTV; Can I Have Your Number?

by Noah Boughdy April 1, 2008

Number

12345678910111213141516171819202122232425262627282930

I i need 1 bag of sugar

I need 2 bottles of milk

I need 3 PS4’s
How many numbers is that

by Ghhfhdhdhshshhd August 17, 2018

Number

A digit that you can use to count how much of something there is.

“Three quadrillion is a big number. It would probably take you aeons to count to it.”

by Hickory Bush September 6, 2020

Number

A thing you count

Can you count to number ten? Yes 12345678910

by yourtypicalsouthafrican June 6, 2020

Number

When you feel one degree or level worse than being numb.

Most puns make me numb, but math puns make me feel number.

by Activity July 1, 2020

Number

A polite way to describe the act of a man and woman simultaneously performing oral sex on each other, derived from the term sixty-nine. (69)

Your mom and I are about to head out back and do some number.

by beauxbadeaux April 1, 2008

Number

See sometimes it helps to understand a word if you break it down, lets do that now;

NUM...see if you\'re numb you cant feel and then BER...burr is a noise people make when they\'re cold.

So a number is a person who can\'t feel that they\'re cold.

\"That guys standing in the blizzard butt naked\"

\"Damn, he\'s a number\"

by KumiRoldy April 26, 2005