Definitions by mrdobolino

Slate 

Snobbish emag that publishes articles as if it was an expert. Unfortunately sometimes the expertise is fake. Slate published an article on Dawkins' The Selfish Gene, that repeatedly made it obvious the author had never read Dawkins.

Reading Slate on Dawkins is exactly like reading a creationist on Darwin.

Slate by mrdobolino October 13, 2017

Wikipedia 

A steaming pile of bullshit

Wikipedia turned out as anticipated. A steaming pile of shit with no regard for accuracy.

Wikipedia by mrdobolino October 10, 2017

parallel construction 

The government broke its own laws and violated your rights. But fuck you, bro, nothing you can do about it. You going to jail.

Cop: We didn't have reasonable grounds to stop and search.

Prosecutor: Get up to date man! No problem! I'll just use a parallel construction.

parallel construction by mrdobolino December 7, 2016

schlepper 

A laborer. Someone so stupid or ill-educated that he is employed to fetch and carry things.

From the Yiddish schlep, to drag.

We have to reorganize the warehouse. Get in a bunch of schleppers.

schlepper by mrdobolino November 29, 2012

ibbledick 

Something or someone that tends to drive you crazy. From ibbel, crazy, borrowed into Dutch from Yiddish. Original spelling ibbeldich.

that ibbledick alter kukker

ibbledick by mrdobolino November 5, 2007