schlarp

The mindless act of weilding one's dick to merely complete it's insipid mission on any type of 'receptacle'.

Schlarp the dode!
Schlarping the dode, dude!
A North Tahoe expression in passing.

by cruznsquaw January 17, 2003

Schlarp

Short version of schlarpper (slapper)

Your mum is such a schlarp! She let me donkey punch her last night.

by dead-zebras June 27, 2012