schlarp

The mindless act of weilding one's dick to merely complete it's insipid mission on any type of 'receptacle'.

Schlarp the dode!
Schlarping the dode, dude!
A North Tahoe expression in passing.

by cruznsquaw January 17, 2003

Schlarp

Short version of schlarpper (slapper)

Your mum is such a schlarp! She let me donkey punch her last night.

by dead-zebras June 27, 2012

Schlampe

German for Slut.

"Bist du eine Schlampe?" "JA!"

by Melody April 25, 2004

schlarve

(v.)
term often used during oral sex, referring to the licking and sucking of penis or vagina.

"...ahh...yeah...schlarve my pole..."

by mona lisa portiere April 1, 2009

Schlampus

a adjective used to describe something that is awesome to extensive amounts; it is a very high honor is to be considered this, as not many reach this level at anything.

Nate: "Yo im so glad we got high before getting drunk and going to the movies, my night got so much better!"
Hank: "Yea man it was totally Schlampus!"

by MarkMorrisonMan July 7, 2009

Thunder Schlap

The act of slapping yours or another person’s schlong against any part of the human body, which then results in the prominent yet classic schlap of the schlong sound; however the face and chin are usually the prime targets.

1: Jill and I were having that angry make up sex when I decided to give her a thunder schlap that would wake the neighbors.

2: My ex-girlfriend in college once invited me into her dorm room to have a threesome with her roommate Sarah. It was only then that I discovered she merely wanted to utilize my schlong as a double handed weapon for schlaping Sarah across her face.

3: Executing the thunder shclap is illegal in the state of Utah and or any other area in the USA that contains a large presence of Mormons. Failure to comply with this regulatory policy could lead to a fine of up to $250 and up to 6 months in the county jail.

by C.B. Radio March 9, 2010

schlurp

the sound you make when u succ my peepee

schlurp my peepee like its spaghetti

by PintoBean2003 October 29, 2019