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Dad: Did you pass your exam?
me: No Dad, i didn't
Dad: Well your a failure to this family you uncultured swine!
by UnnecessaryName April 25, 2017
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Word used to describe people who are crap.
e.g. President Bush.
by Turnipcloud October 09, 2005
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To fail, or to become "failed", or, the act of failing. In some cases majorly, and at the cost of many lives.
George Bush,the Hindenburg blimp, Myspace, Neopets, eBaum's World (Massive)
"The bomb didn't explode, it was a failure."
by Saint Kayitar July 21, 2006
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Completely incompetent, useless, and unable to complete the simplest tasks successfully.
Cassandra Collins is the biggest failure in the history of the world!
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Useless, incompetent, not able to complete its task successfully.
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One who can never win; one who is in a constant state of fail. Also, Geneva.
Geneva is a perfect example of a failure, because she can never win at shit.
by Xaivair January 08, 2008
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