schlap

To slap someone whilst they are staring into space with a wet hand esp one that has been licked by the owner.

Originated in Hitchin, Hertfordshire U.K. spelling is as the word is said to highlight the wet apsect ofthe sound your hand makes as it 'schlaps' your unsuapecting friends face and ruins his daydream.

also 'Schlapped'can be used for the past tense when retelling the story.

#1 "Gus was just sitting there daydreaming and out of no where I schlapped him and he went mental and punched me."

#2 "one good schlap deserves another"

by yourmotherthepope June 08, 2007

schlaps

to say that something slaps or is bangin

wow this music video schlaps

by n1gwad June 05, 2020

Schlap

a sexual act which if done hard enough, makes a slapping noise (fapping,sex,etc)

*I'm going to schlap my cock tonight
*Yup, I schlapped her real good

by ShiningEditedMoon October 16, 2020

Schlap

a sexual act which if done hard enough, makes a slapping noise (fapping, sex,etc)

*I'm going to schlap my cock tonight
*Yup, I schlapped her real good

by ShiningEditedMoon October 16, 2020

Schlap

A penis long enough to slap a bitch and make a sound.

Gerbenn used his schlap to slap his ex.

by Gerbenn May 08, 2018

Schlapped

To feel heavy effects of nicotine use, such as sweating, lightheadedness, dizziness and euphoria.

"Man that stogie got me soooo schlapped!!!"

by Mr.Sassafras May 05, 2016

Schlapped

The unwanted groping of the male genitals.

Went to CPAC and the guy schlapped me.

by Unshahlapped March 04, 2023