Schlampus 

a adjective used to describe something that is awesome to extensive amounts; it is a very high honor is to be considered this, as not many reach this level at anything.

Nate: "Yo im so glad we got high before getting drunk and going to the movies, my night got so much better!"
Hank: "Yea man it was totally Schlampus!"

Schlampus by MarkMorrisonMan July 7, 2009

Schlampe 

German for Slut.

"Bist du eine Schlampe?" "JA!"

Schlampe by Melody April 25, 2004

schlaktus

a Schlaktus is a giant, humongous, or extremely large penis that cannot fit into a woman's vagina unless you slam it in there so hard that she will be yelling and screaming hours after finishing, and will be looser than a jar of mayonnaise

Damn, that schlaktus just doesn't fit!!!

schlaktus by John Tobin April 28, 2008

schlampenschlepper 

German for Pimp's car or pimped out ride.
Literal meaning: slut dragger

schlampenschlepper by absolutlem0n January 14, 2003

schlatus 

A person dat sucks in many ways and gets assfcked all the fckin time.

comes from: Philipp>Pilatus>Schlatus
other forms: Ratus ; Fartus

"Yo man look at dat bitch, his small penis and missing balls make him look like the realest schlatus" Kayne West to P.Diddy

schlatus by sl1zem November 27, 2013

Schlampz 

An endearing term derived from the German word Schlampe- bitch/slut and the German word Schotzi meaning loved one.

I love you schlampz.
My schlampz.

Schlampz by Jesucka December 3, 2011

Schflamps 

A word to describe the essence of awkwardness.

Person 1: "Yo I'm wicked baked."

Person 2: "Schflamps"

Schflamps by Jonald Q. Penderscrotes November 7, 2010