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Definitions by cruznsquaw

wallet humper 

Similar to term 'Gold Digger'.
A woman who is a wallet humper is mainly interested in giving herself away (getting boned) to men that have or appear to have much money and/or power.
wallet humper by cruznsquaw June 12, 2003

velocetized 

The psychological act of becoming comfortable or acustomed to a very high rate of speed, or extreme situation.
Usually spoken in reference in relation to a personal experience or another person's progress.

...you can see in the past couple of months how he has become velocetized on the race track.
velocetized by cruznsquaw March 3, 2003
A stupid male (esp. surfer) with disheveled, matted hair or dreads whom one would find living in a garage as high class accommodations. Undependable except for when low tide occurs. Responsible only for consuming all of your alchohol, drugs and food between swells. Also protect your pets from potential sexual abuse.
Is there any hope for your _______ to not be a troll?
troll by cruznsquaw January 17, 2003
To delicately lick and mouth (chew) on a biscuits ankles, shoulders, titties, neck, tail. The act of lightly chewing in a sensual manner.
She is one sweet chaw biscuit.
Similar to a dog languishing on a large bone.
chaw by cruznsquaw January 17, 2003
The mindless act of weilding one's dick to merely complete it's insipid mission on any type of 'receptacle'.
Schlarp the dode!
Schlarping the dode, dude!
A North Tahoe expression in passing.
schlarp by cruznsquaw January 17, 2003
Over used dick, cock, penis.
dode by cruznsquaw January 17, 2003
Cute bi or lesbian that is a girly girl, mainly devoted to pleasuring other girls. Everyones favourite type of girl. Not to be confused with kinda cute or puts on an act like she's cute and isn't.
Sylvia Saint & Stepanie Swift are nice gurls.
gurl by cruznsquaw January 17, 2003