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scary movied 

As a verb, to blow a ginormus load of cum. Named after the movie in which such an ejaculation was first portrayed. To completely and utterly bust your nuts.

Last night Liz gave me head for the first time. I scary movied all over her face and the floor.
My gf and I the first time we had sex-

gf: oh yeah, you like that baby
me: Yeah. Omg don't stop, don't- uh. oooh OOOOOOOOOOOOOH CraAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP!
*eyes roll back into head and cumz so hard that he loses 30 pounds and blast her through the roof into space.
Astronaut: Commander did you just seethat?!
scary movied by Yobastank August 11, 2004
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watching scary movies 

to have loud sex
Last night Derek and Caitlin were watching scary movies.

Scary Movie 3 

The absolute best parody movie that I've ever laid eyes on.

It's basically a mix of a parody of The Ring, a parody of Signs, a parody of Eight Mile, and a parody of a whole lot of other movies.
George:
Now everybody in the 202, throw your hands in the air 'cause Fat Joe is through. Now everybody in the 202, throw 'em up! Check it out. I'm a white boy, but my neck is red. I put Miracle Whip on my Wonder Bread. My face is pale, nah, I've never been in jail. Me and Buffy spend every winter in Vail. How many bitches have I slapped? Zero. UH! And Martha Stewart happens to be my hero. I grew up on a farm and I was born with no rhythm, Dr. Phil's my uncle and I like to hang with him. I can't dance, I wear khaki pants, my middle name's Lance, my grandma's from France. So maybe I'm whack 'cause my skin ain't black, but you can't talk smack 'cause whitey just struck back!
Scary Movie 3 by Ben Kenobi June 4, 2005

scary movie 3 

The funniest of the Scary Movie .... um, movies. It has by far the most bizarre, must-see alternate ending ever!
George: You guys ever wonder what it would be like to stop livin' up here
*puts hand up in the air*
George: and start livin' down here?
*puts hand down low*
Mahalik: Or what if we stop livin' over here
*puts his hand out to the side*
Mahalik: and start livin' over there?
*puts his hand to the other side*
CJ: Shit, my aunt Shaneequa used to live over there! But that bitch got evicted though.
Mahalik: For what?
CJ: Mice.
Mahalik: I thought she had rats?
CJ: No, rats are outside, mice are inside.
Mahalik: But what if a mouse goes outside does it become a rat, and if a rat is in the house, is it a mouse?
CJ: I ain't seen no mouse outside. That's what I'm sayin'.
Mahalik: That's because it's a rat, fool!
CJ: Damn! You mighta just made fact. That's some real shit...
scary movie 3 by bohdave April 30, 2005

Scary Movie Syndrome 

The state of mind after watching a scary movie. Symptoms include looking over the shoulder, checking under the bed, closing the curtains, anxiety of the dark and shadowy areas, sensitivity to sudden noise, and fears of normally non-scary objects (ie. television, dolls, clowns, etc.). The duration of this state of mind depends on how much of a chicken shit the person is.
"Don't bother her, she has a severe case of Scary Movie Syndrome."
"SMS is the cause of nightlight companies' success."

Scary Movie 

The funniest and the best spoof flick ever made. Movies which were mainly spoofed in the movie are Scream, Scream 2, and I Know What You Did Last Summer. A movie which was planned by the Wayans Brothers was a big hit in 2000.
Scary Movie by go_wings June 1, 2006

Scary Movie 

(N.) 1. A movie that triggers horror or fear in those that watch it.
2. The best movies spoof since Kung Pow: Enter The Fist.
3. Any movie that has a Music Artist as the main star of the film.
1. Nightare on Elm Street, Friday the 13th, and Halloween are all Scary Movies.
2. Why the f*ck is Ja Rule in Scary Movie 3!?
3. It's going to be a scary Halloween this year, where we gather around to watch such scary movies as "Crossroads" and "How to Deal."
Scary Movie by G-Union November 5, 2003