G-Union's definitions

Heartless Multinational Industries

(N.) They core evil of America. They come in the form of Television, which pays actors Millions of dollars for something a four year old could litterally do just as well if not better. (Examples- Friends and Everybody love Raymond.) They also come in the form of Movies, which makes dozens of god-awful movies every year, just for the almighty dollar. ( From Justin to Kelly, LXG, Gigli ) and they come in the most evil form of all, the Music Industry/The RIAA. I tbink we all know how terrible they are. The moral of the story is: Big, Heartless, Multinational Industries suck and only bring the world great pain and suffering.

Nowadays, they even have Heartless Multinational Industries in Video Games. They're the reason that other than Grand Theft Auto, there hasn't been a single good Video Game since 2001. Instead we're stuck with utter monkey sh*t such as Mediocre-at-best X Box games, Recycled Platstation 2 games, and anything on Gamecube/Gamecube itself.

by G-Union October 14, 2003

Adult Swim

(N.) A block of Sitcom Cartoons and Anime that despite the name, is really suitable for anyone past the 6th Grade. Some of the shows (such as Family Guy, Trigun, and Cowboy Bebop) are actually worth watching, while the rest of them are just quickly canceled animated sitcoms that Comedy Central hasn't gotten the rights to yet. (Home Movies, Futurama, etc.) Most of them come on on Sunday, along with a few funny originals, such as The Brak Show, and Sealab 2021.

Adult Swim has as much good shows, as they do bad. The rest of the quick canceled cartoon sitcoms are on Comedy Central on Late Night Sundays. They consist of The Critic, Duckman, Gary and Mike, Dilbert, Clerks, and a whole wide assortment of other crap.

by G-Union October 14, 2003

Pokémon

(N.) A Game and an Anime that has been made popular by millions of kids. The Game itself, isn't too bad since they're so many Pokemon and so many different combinations of raising them and using them, whether it be the six Pokemon lineup or Moves they they have.
The Show however, is the reason it has a kiddie reputation and is hated by most people. I don't blame most people when they say they hate Pokemon, cause the show makes them say all of that. If they tried the game, they might've thought otherwise.
Still though, the many different games that come out aren't that nessacary. If you played one, you've played them all. I used to be really into Pokemon in middle school, and played it all the time, but knew better than to buy EVERY single different version and waste my money like that. Also avoided the Card Game.

There is now about eight (with nine coming soon) different Main Pokemon games and about 400 Pokemon in all. If they had avoided the awful Anime, merchandise, and side project crap, more people might now actually be still intrested in it and not just wish them all to die. All of that Commerical crap ruined what used to be a great and complex game.

by G-Union October 14, 2003

I love the 80's

(N.) An excuse for old people on VH1 to dwell back onto their lost youth and weep uncontrollably that their actually adults now with kids and responsibilities.

How can anyone possibly love the 80's? Maybe I can understand the 70's, but the 80's? It's the only decade in world history when the entire world was gay. Think about it. Everyone in tight pink spandex. (*shudders*)

by G-Union October 15, 2003

mos def

(N.) When you reach the maximum of not being able to hear.

"Yo, I don't think that D-Bo heard me. He must be Mos Def now."

by G-Union October 21, 2003

Mother Trucker

(N.) A euphemism for Big, Mother F**ker! A profanity loophole. Also, a crappy video game.

"Big Mutha Truckers" is an atrociously bad game on the X-Box.

by G-Union October 21, 2003

The Euphemism Generator

(N.) Hours of clean, curse-wordless fun! Made by old, cronie comic, George Carlin.

This weekend, I spent my time Waxing the Poetic Gecko.

by G-Union October 21, 2003