G-Union's definitions

The Source

(N.) A glittery, more expensive type of toilet paper, that comes with advertisements inside.

I got something for my a** every issue. Thankyou, cause I keep running out of F****n' tissue. Oh lordy, I just got so sick at looking at you. (Benzino, the manufacter) At least now, I can see when nike has a new ten-nisshoe. -Eminem's new commerical for The Source

by G-Union May 8, 2003

lucky

1. Prone to Good Fortune
2. Succeeding through chance.
3. Homer Simpson

Remember, Lucky is to succeed through chance, not a crap new cable show or a Britney Spears song.

by G-Union December 12, 2003

Homer Simpson

Age: 39
Height: 6'
Weight: 239 (used to be 260 before he lost weight for Marge in "A Brush with Greatness.")
Kids: 2.5
IQ: 75
Three Favorite Things: Marge, Beer, and Donuts.

"Homer Simpson is the fat, selfish epitome of America." -Kang and Kodos

by G-Union February 24, 2004

Hella Cool

(N.) A term made up in Southern California by Gwen Stefani of No Doubt. It means "Super Duper Cool" and is most oftenly used by assholes and douche bags trying to be hip-dope-fly. Eric Cartman of South Park also use to like using the lame phrase, too, but forgot about it soon after he got into it.

Gwen Stefani says you can be "Hella Cool", "Hella good", "Hella fly", "Hella dope", or "Hella mad".

by G-Union October 30, 2003

amazon

(N.) A really big, tall woman.

-Isn't Ashanti a real Amazon? -No, you fool. She's just standing next to Ja Rule. -Oh, well since he only comes up to her chest, I thought she was really an amazon.

by G-Union May 15, 2003

Earworm

(N.) A terrible song usually made by a terrible artist that despite it's awfulness, seems to be catchy enough to get stuck in your head until the point you can't get it out. You soon start to hum it all the time, even if you don't like it and may even eventually get used to it. Earworms usually last anywhere between 2 to 6 weeks (based on how often the song plays) and occur about every other month.

Examples: Britney Spears: "Toxic", J-Ho: "Jenny From The Block", and any Justin Timberlake song after 2002.

Hey Ya isn't an Earworm. It's just a damn catchy song! Toxic, now that's an Earworm! Despite Britney's terrible singing voice, the hot, secret-agent like beat will turn it into an Earworm.

by G-Union February 2, 2004

The OC Fanatics

(N.) Teenage females who obsess too much about The OC, which is an extremly phony, unbelievably false reality of a Teen Drama. (You'd think it'd be on The WB, but it aint.) OC fanatics have all and every merchandising product released for that show and they go on AOL.com every night after it airs to talk to other OC fanatics about how much that night's episode was "Hella Cool."

My little sister Tammy is an OC Fanatic. She even gave up her old favorite show, "Angel", for this ridiculous junk. (not that that show was any better) They're all obsessed about A show that hasn't even been on for a whole season yet and has about as much believability to it than the sentence, "Ja Rule is a talented music artist and probably, one of the world's most influential and greatest rappers to ever exist."

by G-Union October 30, 2003