G-Union's definitions

Bruce Almighty

(N.) A movie starring Jim Carrey as a man who gets fed up with God, so God gives him his abilities for a week while he goes on vacation to show Bruce how difficult it is to run the world and please everyone.

Bruce Almighty was an underhyped movie, but far better than many of the other Summer Movies.

by G-Union July 30, 2003

Kung Faux

(Kung Foe) Kung Faux (N.) A Kung-Fu Comedy TV Show/DVD where they take old Kung-Fu footage and edit the hell out of it to make it look like the actors are really saying different stuff and doing different things then the "correct" English dubbing would have you think. The comedy part about it is that all of the dialogue they replace in it is all Hip-Hop and Rap related and they usually get rappers (none famous) to Lip Sync the parts, which ends up being a hilarious Street Rap (as well as part Video Game)edition of a Kung-Fu movie.

Kung Faux comes on Canadian music channel, Fuse TV. Think of Spike TV's "Most Extreme Elimination", mixed with "Kung Pow: Enter the Fist", mixed with any given Master P or Ice Cube movie. The results? Some funny ass Hip-Hop TV!

by G-Union January 20, 2004

The UrbanVortex

(N.) The vortex of UrbanDictionary.com where Definitions that never make it the next day end up. Think of it as "The Graveyard" to your "Yu-Gi-Oh!"

The only Author I know on this site who can escape the UrbanVortex is Jae. She gets about 50 definitions in a day, not a single one deleted.

by G-Union April 17, 2006

Rule

(N.)
1. Something that makes you have to do something.
2. A faggot ass pussy on Muredr Inc.

It's the M-U-R-E-D-R Inc., niggah! I'm the rapper who fags, and totes tampax in bags, and the feds can't just f**k me, straight up the ass, make the Rule scream Holla! in the prison beds because..., I'M HURTING!

by G-Union July 25, 2003

Shiggity

(N.) Dumb ass s***

Hey, cool. Shiggity Swha!

by G-Union May 22, 2003

X2

(N.) X2: X-Men United. The ONLY good comic book movie of 2003, that's worthy of being in the theaters. Puts Daredevil and The Hulk to shame.

Look out for such mutants as The Beast, Gambit and Jubilee in the sequel to X2, X3 which is set to be released in May 2005.

by G-Union July 30, 2003

Sneeze of Death

(N.) Sneeze of Death. The REAL cause of the Extinction of the Dinosaurs, not that whole Meteor thing. Done by Homer Simpson, using a Time Traveling Toaster in 300,000,000 B.C.

Bonecrusha, nigga!

by G-Union November 26, 2003