The Best Show EVER! Nuff' said.
The Simpsons has been on longer than almost any other show in history, and they're still the shiznit!
Age: 39
Height: 6'
Weight: 239 (used to be 260 before he lost weight for Marge in "A Brush with Greatness.")
Kids: 2.5
IQ: 75
Three Favorite Things: Marge, Beer, and Donuts.
"Homer Simpson is the fat, selfish epitome of America." -Kang and Kodos
(N.) A network that used to be Black Entertainment Television, but now is just the Ghetto MTV.
106 & Park = TRL
How I'm Livin' = Cribs
Access Granted = Making the Video/Diary
College Hill = The Real World
Coming To The Stage = Made
Next = Becoming
The Center = True Life/Fight for your Rights
Rap City = Direct Effect
Sneak Peek = Movie House
(none) = Room Raiders/Crib Crashers, Dismissed/Taildaters, Newlyweds, The Osbournes, Punk'd
(N.) The club that girls who are an A-Cup or less belong to. They get made fun of by bigger women and most men too, unless they're supermodels or have a giant ass to make up for it. Other than that, they will never be accepted into our image conscious society without $2000 for breast implants.
Dave Chappelle came by to visit Angela and show her what life would be like if she wasn't a natural 44DD and instead, belonged to the Itty Bitty Titty Committee in "It's a Wonderful Chest."
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(N.) A really big, tall woman.
-Isn't Ashanti a real Amazon? -No, you fool. She's just standing next to Ja Rule. -Oh, well since he only comes up to her chest, I thought she was really an amazon.
(N.) A 49-year old, washed up, decrepid, never-has-been, from "The Mean Streets Of Boston" that presently holds the offical title (as voted by America itself) as "World's Worst Rapper" (who would have only been challenged by Ja Rule, if Ja Rule was considered "rap") He is the ceo of the now highly unpopular hip-hop magazine, "The Source" and used whatever little money he had to self-produce his own Eminem-bashing albums, which have now gone double-plastic (selling upwards of a staggering 9000 copies worldwide!) in a lame attempt to try to be the "Savior of Hip Hop" in an elaborate conspiracy he created himself about "The Man" controlling African-Americans through music.
Hey, did you see them selling Benzino's "Redemption" at Dollar World. I got ten for a dollar. They make great litter-box liners, are good for shotgun practice, and are cheaper than blank CDs! Yeah, and not only that, but if you buy "The Best of Benzino," you'll get that, too!
Age: 01 (or 02)
Enemy: Gerald the one eyebrowed baby
Greatest Feat: Saving the Family
Thought IQ: 167
Words Spoken: 7 ("Dada" and "You're the reason I can't talk" to Bart)
Times shot Mr. Burns: 2
Three Favorite Things: Marge, Pacifiers, and Hurting People, including Homer.
Maggie while just a baby is still a lot more liked than Lisa. When she grows up in the future, she's actually pretty good looking.
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