G-Union's definitions

Bruce Almighty

(N.) A movie starring Jim Carrey as a man who gets fed up with God, so God gives him his abilities for a week while he goes on vacation to show Bruce how difficult it is to run the world and please everyone.

Bruce Almighty was an underhyped movie, but far better than many of the other Summer Movies.

by G-Union July 30, 2003

Kung Faux

(Kung Foe) Kung Faux (N.) A Kung-Fu Comedy TV Show/DVD where they take old Kung-Fu footage and edit the hell out of it to make it look like the actors are really saying different stuff and doing different things then the "correct" English dubbing would have you think. The comedy part about it is that all of the dialogue they replace in it is all Hip-Hop and Rap related and they usually get rappers (none famous) to Lip Sync the parts, which ends up being a hilarious Street Rap (as well as part Video Game)edition of a Kung-Fu movie.

Kung Faux comes on Canadian music channel, Fuse TV. Think of Spike TV's "Most Extreme Elimination", mixed with "Kung Pow: Enter the Fist", mixed with any given Master P or Ice Cube movie. The results? Some funny ass Hip-Hop TV!

by G-Union January 20, 2004

mos def

(N.) When you reach the maximum of not being able to hear.

"Yo, I don't think that D-Bo heard me. He must be Mos Def now."

by G-Union October 21, 2003

Psycho Pussy

See Psycho Bitch. A dyke who's part British Skank, part Southern US Hillbilly who likes to suck her cuzzin's dick for Manchester Squirrel Meat, despite being an Overweight, Acne-faced, Teenage Lesbian.

"Spot o' Tea gov'na? I wanna suck you're dick after I finish humpin me cuzzin', Lord Autobottom the Third. Charmin' I do say so meself. Right Pa and Mum? Liverpool Rules!"

(Editor's Note: Liverpool. Uh, I think that's some town/team for Soccer, or 'European Football.' Anyway, Psycho Dyke sucks ass.)

by G-Union April 17, 2006

Napster

(N.) Someone who takes a lot of naps.
(Oh yeah, it's also a crappy Internet music downloading site.)

John sure is a napster. He must have to be, though with as much time as he spends on that crappy website, Napster.

by G-Union November 11, 2003

The OC

An amusing new television show based on a crappy county that takes place in the next queerest part of California, besides West Hollywood and San Fransico, Orange County. For some reason, The TV show, The OC is not based on the 2002 Movie, "Orange County" starring Jack Black.

The OC was once said to be "8-Mile: The TV Series" just without Eminem, or Rapping, or Detroit, or a Trailer Park. What the hell did TV Guide mean by that?

by G-Union August 16, 2003

X2

(N.) X2: X-Men United. The ONLY good comic book movie of 2003, that's worthy of being in the theaters. Puts Daredevil and The Hulk to shame.

Look out for such mutants as The Beast, Gambit and Jubilee in the sequel to X2, X3 which is set to be released in May 2005.

by G-Union July 30, 2003