G-Union's definitions
by G-Union May 19, 2003
Get the Fat Joemug. (N.) Tucker Libowitz, better known in the street drugs industry as "Mother Tucker." He wears a magenta, pimped out suit and feather hat, and has a large glass left eye and a crackhead-like tiny right eye, which doesn't match the other at all. Tucker Libowitz is also A high buisness Drug Dealer by day, and a seedy Hollywood agent by night. His careers unfortuneatly came to an end, though as he was arrested in 2000 for Sipping Wheat Grass at a Dairen, Connecticut juice bar and was sentenced 6 consecutive Life Sentences. DA END, BABY!
Mother Tucker: "I'm Tucker Libowitz, and I got Puffy off in court. But I was Hi on Krak."
Interviewer: "And the alleged results?"
Mother Tucker: "I'm still hi on Krak."
Interviewer: "But the worst was yet to come."
Interviewer: "And the alleged results?"
Mother Tucker: "I'm still hi on Krak."
Interviewer: "But the worst was yet to come."
by G-Union October 30, 2003
Get the Mother Tuckermug. (N.) An old Fart who's been called "The REAL Old Dirty Bastard" and "The Mr. Burns of Hip Hop." Just take ya Viagra, and go home with Skinner's Mom, you old, Krusty Bum.
The Late Show Top Ten Reasons why Benzino will never be respected:
#10-Can't even write Raps.
#9-Damn near 50 Years old.
#8-His Daddy's on his deathbed.
#7-Never gonna go gold.
#6-Best if he just shut it up.
#5-Flesh wounds will cut him up.
#4-He don't want it with anyone.
#3-Takes an L like a 7-Up.
#2-An Old Fart more hated than Cats. ( he set us up the bomb! )
#1-A Bitch Ass Nigga who never touched a single Gat.
#10-Can't even write Raps.
#9-Damn near 50 Years old.
#8-His Daddy's on his deathbed.
#7-Never gonna go gold.
#6-Best if he just shut it up.
#5-Flesh wounds will cut him up.
#4-He don't want it with anyone.
#3-Takes an L like a 7-Up.
#2-An Old Fart more hated than Cats. ( he set us up the bomb! )
#1-A Bitch Ass Nigga who never touched a single Gat.
by G-Union June 25, 2003
Get the Old Fart Benzinomug. (N.) To flash out, gloat about, or just plain show off something expensive or well-wanted. Basically, it means Show Off.
50 Cent's STUNT 101: "...Come on, dawg. We all know Gold is gettin' old. My ice keep the kristial cold."
(! tinU-G fo hctib eht si kcuB gnuoY)
(! tinU-G fo hctib eht si kcuB gnuoY)
by G-Union December 1, 2003
Get the stuntmug. Age: 39
Height: 6'
Weight: 239 (used to be 260 before he lost weight for Marge in "A Brush with Greatness.")
Kids: 2.5
IQ: 75
Three Favorite Things: Marge, Beer, and Donuts.
Height: 6'
Weight: 239 (used to be 260 before he lost weight for Marge in "A Brush with Greatness.")
Kids: 2.5
IQ: 75
Three Favorite Things: Marge, Beer, and Donuts.
by G-Union February 24, 2004
Get the Homer Simpsonmug. (N.) The only town even sadder than Cleveland. It's so sad, the ONLY thing it's known for is a terrible sitcom, "WKRP in Cincinatti" from the 70's or 80's. ( I forget which. ) It's so sorry, I can't even say anything else about it, but there's another city in Ohio, though, that's even worse off than these bums. Columbus, Ohio, which oddly enough IS an Actual Major City, despite it never being heard of, BY ANYONE. THIS IS America's offical ghost town.
I thought pathetic, no-point-in-living-if-you-live-there Cincinatti was nothing. Columbus is a town with around half a million people in it, THAT NO ONE HAS EVER HEARD OF!
by G-Union June 24, 2003
Get the Cincinattimug. (V.) The Art of Hair Removal off of a man's chest, back, or genitals. A technique developed by the Queer Eye Fags, it's just a play on words for Shaving, using the word "Landscaping."
by G-Union February 21, 2004
Get the Manscapingmug.