bohdave's definitions
Acronym for "It's In The Script" - a quick and easy response to any query questioning something unrealistic, inconsistent or just plain stupid seen on TV or in film.
Pete: "How the hell could Jeff Goldblum upload a virus to the alien mothership using a Mac?"
John: "IITS."
John: "IITS."
by bohdave August 7, 2008
Get the IITSmug. Comedy's sarcastic cousin.
When a joke is so desperate and hokey that it falls flat on its face, it ceases to be comedy and becomes komedy. Used primarily as sarcastic praise for dumb jokes in written reviews of TV, film and stage shows. Not likely to be encountered verbally due to the identical pronunciation between the two words.
Usually reserved for juvenile and childish jokes that are funny only in the minds of the jokesters.
When a joke is so desperate and hokey that it falls flat on its face, it ceases to be comedy and becomes komedy. Used primarily as sarcastic praise for dumb jokes in written reviews of TV, film and stage shows. Not likely to be encountered verbally due to the identical pronunciation between the two words.
Usually reserved for juvenile and childish jokes that are funny only in the minds of the jokesters.
by bohdave May 19, 2008
Get the komedymug. The name for a traditional English requirement for a hot beverage, usually tea or coffee and a light, sweet snack to go with it, usually biscuits. The urge arrives around 11am, hence the name, and is used to fill the gap between breakfast and lunch.
by bohdave October 16, 2008
Get the elevensesmug. The funniest of the Scary Movie .... um, movies. It has by far the most bizarre, must-see alternate ending ever!
George: You guys ever wonder what it would be like to stop livin' up here
*puts hand up in the air*
George: and start livin' down here?
*puts hand down low*
Mahalik: Or what if we stop livin' over here
*puts his hand out to the side*
Mahalik: and start livin' over there?
*puts his hand to the other side*
CJ: Shit, my aunt Shaneequa used to live over there! But that bitch got evicted though.
Mahalik: For what?
CJ: Mice.
Mahalik: I thought she had rats?
CJ: No, rats are outside, mice are inside.
Mahalik: But what if a mouse goes outside does it become a rat, and if a rat is in the house, is it a mouse?
CJ: I ain't seen no mouse outside. That's what I'm sayin'.
Mahalik: That's because it's a rat, fool!
CJ: Damn! You mighta just made fact. That's some real shit...
*puts hand up in the air*
George: and start livin' down here?
*puts hand down low*
Mahalik: Or what if we stop livin' over here
*puts his hand out to the side*
Mahalik: and start livin' over there?
*puts his hand to the other side*
CJ: Shit, my aunt Shaneequa used to live over there! But that bitch got evicted though.
Mahalik: For what?
CJ: Mice.
Mahalik: I thought she had rats?
CJ: No, rats are outside, mice are inside.
Mahalik: But what if a mouse goes outside does it become a rat, and if a rat is in the house, is it a mouse?
CJ: I ain't seen no mouse outside. That's what I'm sayin'.
Mahalik: That's because it's a rat, fool!
CJ: Damn! You mighta just made fact. That's some real shit...
by bohdave April 30, 2005
Get the scary movie 3mug. by bohdave May 2, 2005
Get the Miles Davismug. An overpowering, stinky fart.
by bohdave April 30, 2005
Get the godzilla room-fillermug. by bohdave April 28, 2005
Get the mayonaisemug.