Deal

/dil/ · /dēl/
noun
-A common bastardization of the word "deal", most commonly used in the U.S. south, describing any possessive noun that can be pronounced either : /dil/ (as in "dill pickle") or /dēl/, or an in-between variation of the two.

The word (deal) is commonly used as a 'cop-out' for when the speaker has a 'blank' in the middle of their sentence, and uses the word as a replacement/alternative to the originally intended to use word, that in its modern day language has taken on it's own definition.
Michelle : Oh, Micheal! I see ya've lost your *points at name-tag* uhhh-uhhh, deal.
Micheal : Ah! sure’nuff, there's my name-tag, right o'er there.
by Nagragatzi November 09, 2023
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A verbal expression denoting that fate cannot be changed.



"Hey Mike did you sleep with that Lauren chick?"

"Yeah, Why?"

"You know she has herpes, right?"

"No way, Goddamn-it! I knew some-shit like this..."

"Haha! Deal. You really dealt. Let me take this time to chuckle to myself because you probably will be dealing for the rest of your insignificant fucking life with disfigured genitalia. Why don't you call the fucking whambulance while your at it you fucking douche? Do you smell that?"

"Huh?"

"It smells like pussy, fuck-face. And you know what, I don't give a flying fuck what the fuck happens to you because your a flat out utter cunt. Deal bitch!"

"Thanks for the support, bro."
by The Chuckle Monster October 28, 2008
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The act of accepting the way things are.
"WAAAH! Avril is making music!"
"Deal."
by Anonymous February 26, 2003
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The act of securing sexual intercourse from a willing partner.
"I tell you what fella, it just took me a mere 15 minutes to lock down that Deal. Quality."
by The Duke of Deal October 28, 2011
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1) An agreement.

2) To give out cards to each player in a card game.

3) Problem.
1) They made a deal not to tell anybody about the board game results.

2) Gretchen was dealt a horrible hand, but she didn't fold, hoping to bluff others into giving up.

3) What's Leomard's deal? He won't even speak to me!
by Diggity Monkeez February 22, 2005
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Dude, what's your deal?
by Julesalisious October 18, 2013
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n. - a universal word that can be substituted for absolutely any noun in the english language.

v. - "doing the deal" refers to the act of rooting or having sexual intercourse
Will you hand me the deal out of the freezer?

Baby, how about me and you go back to my place and do the deal??
by g211 June 03, 2010
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