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scamperbj

A type of blowjob in which the tongue is first inserted deep into the anus in an attempt to scoop out any left over fecal matter prior to the blowjob. At this point, the servicer attempts to cover as much of the shaft of the penis in the fecal matter and then must suck it all off in a single insert into the mouth.
You dawg, I got a scamperbj the other day and it was sweet
by jeff69_ October 8, 2008
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scamperton

The act of having a coffee whilst doing a poo
I think i might go have a scamperton.
by Deano007 December 24, 2008
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shit scamper

The awkward dance that you do on your way to the toilet, so you don't shit yourself.
I had to shit scamper out of meeting before I made a mess on the floor.
by TheJames333 March 19, 2016
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scampering

The movements of a panty clad female(usually topless) around the house between sexual episodes. Day or weekend long scampering is know as a scamperfest. Usually occuring pre-marriage but scampering can continue after marriage in good relationships.
1. She was over all weekend scampering around.
2. We are going to lock ourselves up in this house and have a scamperfest.
by Slipkid May 18, 2006
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Adrenaline Scamper

When you are either up late at night and get the spooks (like I am at 1:39) or just get spooked out in the dark and get that morphed, scared adrenaline vibe. Slight background movement or change can terrify you and you begin to hear the slightest of sounds, you end up calming your self to sleep or wetting the bed.
Kai: Dude that movie last night was crazy, you saw that guys head come clean off?
Kyle: Yeah man, pretty rad. I thought you knew I had Adrenaline Scampers though, I was fretting all night.
by owen is a hecking honker April 17, 2020
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scammerjammer

To steal or block the access to the male object of your girlfriend's crush. Female equivalent of the cockblock.
"You little scammerjammer I told you I like Dean, go for Hank!" - Venture Brothers
by sqrjn August 1, 2008
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scamper

To run or hurry away from something, usually a fat chick at a party.
Dawg, i just scampered away from this Betty McNasty, I can't belive I away from her huge gaping hagina!!!
by coby March 2, 2003
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