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scampering 

The movements of a panty clad female(usually topless) around the house between sexual episodes. Day or weekend long scampering is know as a scamperfest. Usually occuring pre-marriage but scampering can continue after marriage in good relationships.
1. She was over all weekend scampering around.
2. We are going to lock ourselves up in this house and have a scamperfest.
scampering by Slipkid May 18, 2006
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Simpering simpleton 

It is an iconic insult used by our beloved Preminger to express his annoyance
Which we heard him using against nick (one of his 2 henchmen)when he said something completely obvious that angered our little darl
Nick speaking: uhh the Queen

premmy speaking: you simpering simpleton!!!

stampeding 

(v.)to participate in, observe and/or have fun at any event at the world famous Calgary Stampede; to get drunk during the 10 days of the Calgary Stampede; to eat a pancake breakfast during the 10 days of the Calgary Stampede
Cowboy: What are your weekend plans?

Cowgirl: I'll be stampeding all day and night.
stampeding by urbancowgirl August 5, 2005

compton scattering 

1. the decrease in energy (increase in wavelength) of an X-ray or gamma ray photon, when it interacts with matter
2. what happens when the police come near a large crowd in the ghetto
There were numerous cases of compton scattering during the riots last week.
compton scattering by ortho June 2, 2007

Simpering Pantywaist

a small man-boy who smiles in a self-consious and silly manner
"Geekwad over there is a simpering pantywaist" said Biff, the bully.

Stammering 

To act foolish and jumble your words and actions around a totally hot and stunning girl. Instead of impressing her you most likely convey yourself as a dork.
I went to talk to K-girl with a well thought plan of attack, but made a dork of myself when I started stammering. What a mess.
Stammering by Nightraider December 9, 2007

campering 

When a loser goes camping in a camper instead of a tent.
Nick goes campering because he's a wimp who doesn't know how to pitch a tent
campering by RadicalDadical November 26, 2013