Definitions by TheJames333

Squid ink 

When you have explosive diarrhea and the water turns completely black.

I ran to the bathroom and loaded the bowl with squid ink after I ate the enchiladas.

Squid ink by TheJames333 February 11, 2019

Easy Bake Oven 

Easy bake oven: When your toddler farts in their one piece pajamas and slowly unzip the top to release the gas. Similar to a Dutch Oven.

I was wrestling with Emmy and she Easy Bake Ovened me.

Easy Bake Oven by TheJames333 July 12, 2018

shit scamper 

The awkward dance that you do on your way to the toilet, so you don't shit yourself.

I had to shit scamper out of meeting before I made a mess on the floor.

shit scamper by TheJames333 March 19, 2016