scamperton

The act of having a coffee whilst doing a poo

I think i might go have a scamperton.

by Deano007 December 24, 2008

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scampering

The movements of a panty clad female(usually topless) around the house between sexual episodes. Day or weekend long scampering is know as a scamperfest. Usually occuring pre-marriage but scampering can continue after marriage in good relationships.

1. She was over all weekend scampering around.
2. We are going to lock ourselves up in this house and have a scamperfest.

by Slipkid May 18, 2006

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scamerson

A portmanteau originating genealogically from the East Anglia area. Defines both the nature and family name of an ancestral line, historically sited as being comprised of scallywags, liars, cheats and scam artists. Replacing the first two letters E and M with its Rhyming replacement Scam provides the surname with the usually mentioned adjective attributed to such a historical lineage of pathological lying that its considered a family trait, not just what is suggested with today's members of the Emmerson line such as mentioned in descriptions of the name Luke, when that definition is given to represent a twat that cheats and misogynies venerable women and girls for personal kicks and to obtain secret media to post on to internet porn sites without female consent or permission, not so much a peeping tom but a taping twat

Why did you expect the truth when you knew Luke was a scamerson.

by Mr Soggy June 10, 2015

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Sapperton Station

A station on the SkyTrain's Expo Line (used to be Millennium Line) that actually doesn't exist. There are literally no buses serving the station, no street level access, and you have to get to it using a bridge, why was this even built

Let's go to sapperton station, wait, what do we even do there, literally the mysterious carpark next to the bridge is the only interesting thing about it

by penapox October 28, 2018

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Sapperton Station

Sapperton, just like Braid Station, is a SkyTrain station in Metro Vancouver. Also like Braid, it does not actually exist. There are no bus routes that terminate at Sapperton, which is further proof that it’s fake news. There are legends that the headquarters of the legendary Translink being located there, but no real proof has been found. Also, people say a pedestrian footbridge being the only way to access the station, rendering pedestrians on the road below the station unable to access it. Of course, there is no way that would be possible. Sorry, but Sapperton doesn’t exist. The Sappers were not here.

Announcement: This is an Expo Line train to: Production Way-University

Passenger 1: Does this train go to Sapperton Station?

Passenger 2: Sapperton does not exist.

Passenger 1: Oh.

by WeedTree October 29, 2018

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