Definitions by Deano007

scamperton 

The act of having a coffee whilst doing a poo

I think i might go have a scamperton.

scamperton by Deano007 December 24, 2008

peart 

a Derogitory name to call someone you dont like

Stop being Peart. You're being peart! Why do you always have to act like peart.

peart by Deano007 December 24, 2008