peart

a Derogitory name to call someone you dont like
Stop being Peart. You're being peart! Why do you always have to act like peart.
by Deano007 April 05, 2007
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scamperton

The act of having a coffee whilst doing a poo
I think i might go have a scamperton.
by Deano007 April 05, 2007
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