scamperer

one who scampers, usually while in possession of some trinket s/he has light-fingered from a store display, usually out of the store.

Store Detective: "Judging by your cheesy outfit, I had you pegged as a scamperer from the moment you walked in!"

Scamperer (clutching a solid-sterling-silver letter trivet): "Are youse kiddin', Boss? I wuz gonna buy dis!"

by Rok'n'rol Wannabe August 19, 2008

scammerrevolts

A homeboy looking out for all the vulnerable elders who fall to benchode scammers by deleting their victim's info and locking them out of their PCs.

Damn, you calling out that benchode like scammerrevolts

by KierraGaunt May 6, 2020

scamperton

The act of having a coffee whilst doing a poo

I think i might go have a scamperton.

by Deano007 December 24, 2008

shit scamper

The awkward dance that you do on your way to the toilet, so you don't shit yourself.

I had to shit scamper out of meeting before I made a mess on the floor.

by TheJames333 March 19, 2016

Schmierer

The most amazing german name, known for their sense of humour and personality. Very straight foward and focused, don't ever upset a schmierer. Known fact: The first married couple to arrive to australia that weren't convicts were schmierers!

Jane: Omg have you seen her?
Joe: She is totally a Schmierer!

by anonymous53782587423508764837 October 29, 2018

scampering

The movements of a panty clad female(usually topless) around the house between sexual episodes. Day or weekend long scampering is know as a scamperfest. Usually occuring pre-marriage but scampering can continue after marriage in good relationships.

1. She was over all weekend scampering around.
2. We are going to lock ourselves up in this house and have a scamperfest.

by Slipkid May 18, 2006

Adrenaline Scamper

When you are either up late at night and get the spooks (like I am at 1:39) or just get spooked out in the dark and get that morphed, scared adrenaline vibe. Slight background movement or change can terrify you and you begin to hear the slightest of sounds, you end up calming your self to sleep or wetting the bed.

Kai: Dude that movie last night was crazy, you saw that guys head come clean off?
Kyle: Yeah man, pretty rad. I thought you knew I had Adrenaline Scampers though, I was fretting all night.

by owen is a hecking honker April 17, 2020