salnation

a worship of mr sal

-hey mr sal
-hi
-SALNATION

by slaymrsalnation June 20, 2022

Sanctioned

To approve or vouch for.

“My nigga is sanctioned, he’s valid

by Virtue.NYC November 4, 2020

sadsational

When the news about a the death of a famous person affects millions of people.

When Michael Jackson died, that was sadsational.

by K-A-C July 17, 2009

semantic satiation

when you say a word so much it starts to sound fucking weird

Ducksauce had to say the same thing so many times at an audition he got semantic satiation

by MadWolf March 25, 2013

Salvation Mill

A church that takes advantage of visitors and newcomers by providing them with a cathartic emotional experience only to manipulate them into volunteering services and money. Most of them become disillusioned and leave the church, but by then the church's leadership is already working on the next batch of suckers.

Person #1: I just joined a new church, I get to help out there all the time. The pastor gave me a free book on how to manage my money.
Person #2: They just want to take your money and have you work for them for free. That place is total salvation mill.

by LuridHope October 5, 2013

Salvation Fap

When you are horny and think about engaging in an extremely sinful, degenerate sexual act, so you have a fap to avoid committing a worse sin than "just" fapping

Yesterday, I suddenly had the horny urge to engage in bestiality while having a large sausage shoved in my ass, so I did a Salvation Fap for damage control.

"May I ask, what sins did you confess at church yesterday?"
"Well, I had a short shower wank, to avoid going to the whorehouse again"
"Oh, so you had a Salvation Fap?"

by Sir Asbestos July 29, 2022

Greetings and Salutations

An oh-so very cool way to say; Hello

J.D.: "Greetings and salutations... you a Heather?"

by SleazyPseudonym January 8, 2011