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when you feel you have diarrhea and make an enema to get the "bad shit" thats causing the diarrhea out of your body and end it quickly
A: Yesterday I had diarrhea and spend the whole day shitting.
B: Werent you able to intercept it?
A: Nah man, you know, you have to be quick to intercept a diarrhea before you start shitting.
B: That sucks
B: Werent you able to intercept it?
A: Nah man, you know, you have to be quick to intercept a diarrhea before you start shitting.
B: That sucks
by Sir Asbestos December 21, 2019
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When you feel you probably got a diarrhea and dont want to shit for hours and have stomach crams and feel sick, you can intercept the diarrhea. All you need is to make an enema to get the "diarrhea shit" out quickly. Then your diarrhea is over within a few minutes.
Joe: Hey bill, how are you?
Bill: Well joe, I am great. Early at morning i felt sick and thought I probably got the shit so i decided to intercept it.
Joe: Intercept?
Bill: Yes, Intercept. "To intercept a diarrhea" means if you think you got the shit, you just do an enema to end it quickly!
Joe: Oh wow. Good idea.
Bill: Well joe, I am great. Early at morning i felt sick and thought I probably got the shit so i decided to intercept it.
Joe: Intercept?
Bill: Yes, Intercept. "To intercept a diarrhea" means if you think you got the shit, you just do an enema to end it quickly!
Joe: Oh wow. Good idea.
by Sir Asbestos March 01, 2020
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A: How are you?
B: Well, I had diarrhea but I managed to intercept it before it started.
A: Well, that was lucky!
A: Today I had a terrible diarrhea...
B: Couldnt you intercept it?
A: No, I was too late.
B: Ah shit.
A: Why are you so happy?
B: Well, I was quick enough to intercept a diarrhea!
A: Dam you are lucky.
B: Well, I had diarrhea but I managed to intercept it before it started.
A: Well, that was lucky!
A: Today I had a terrible diarrhea...
B: Couldnt you intercept it?
A: No, I was too late.
B: Ah shit.
A: Why are you so happy?
B: Well, I was quick enough to intercept a diarrhea!
A: Dam you are lucky.
by Sir Asbestos November 07, 2019
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The dark mode challenge is a funny internet challenge.
All you need is a car and night.
You have to wait for the night, turn off all lights in and on the car and drive 20 km at atleast 100 km/h or 30 km at atleast 60 km/h.
If you completed the required kilometers, you have mastered the challenge. Now, you gotta upload a video of it on Tiktok.
All you need is a car and night.
You have to wait for the night, turn off all lights in and on the car and drive 20 km at atleast 100 km/h or 30 km at atleast 60 km/h.
If you completed the required kilometers, you have mastered the challenge. Now, you gotta upload a video of it on Tiktok.
by Sir Asbestos August 28, 2021
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Eye sex can only happen if your partner has lost at least one eye. You insert the penis into her/his empty eye hole and fuck it. You can also do with a healthy person with 2 eyes, but this would be very painful and could result in severe eye damage, so it is not recommended.
James: Hey Ian, so I heard your gf lost an eye in an accident! This is horrible! I feel so sorry for her.
Ian: Nah man, its alright, we can now have eye sex!
Ian: Nah man, its alright, we can now have eye sex!
by Sir Asbestos November 08, 2020
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A weird sexual practice.
Similar to the mexican lawnmower, with the main difference that you fill her ass with matzo balls and falafel before putting anal beads into her ass and leave it there for a few days. If you need lube, you should use hummus. These Matzo balls will increase the stimulation and help constipating the ass. For the next few days, you feed her with tacos and very spicy food, usually mexican, but it can also be asian. After a few days, you just rip out the anal beads and she will release a metric fucktonne of shit, falafel and matzo balls. Then, you can enjoy some specially spiced, warm, delicious falafel and matzo balls. Mmmmh.
Similar to the mexican lawnmower, with the main difference that you fill her ass with matzo balls and falafel before putting anal beads into her ass and leave it there for a few days. If you need lube, you should use hummus. These Matzo balls will increase the stimulation and help constipating the ass. For the next few days, you feed her with tacos and very spicy food, usually mexican, but it can also be asian. After a few days, you just rip out the anal beads and she will release a metric fucktonne of shit, falafel and matzo balls. Then, you can enjoy some specially spiced, warm, delicious falafel and matzo balls. Mmmmh.
P1: Oh wow, I didnt know you were that good on cooking. This falafel is just delicious. How did you manage to get it that good?
P2: Well, me and my girlfriend tried the israeli lawnmower today.
P2: Well, me and my girlfriend tried the israeli lawnmower today.
by Sir Asbestos April 24, 2020
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