Salvational

Pertaining to salvation.

Pure, unadulterated soul without pulpits, confessionals or holy water for your salvational pleasure.

by smudgetool December 17, 2010

sadsational

When the news about a the death of a famous person affects millions of people.

When Michael Jackson died, that was sadsational.

by K-A-C July 17, 2009

Salvation Mill

A church that takes advantage of visitors and newcomers by providing them with a cathartic emotional experience only to manipulate them into volunteering services and money. Most of them become disillusioned and leave the church, but by then the church's leadership is already working on the next batch of suckers.

Person #1: I just joined a new church, I get to help out there all the time. The pastor gave me a free book on how to manage my money.
Person #2: They just want to take your money and have you work for them for free. That place is total salvation mill.

by LuridHope October 5, 2013

Salvation Fap

When you are horny and think about engaging in an extremely sinful, degenerate sexual act, so you have a fap to avoid committing a worse sin than "just" fapping

Yesterday, I suddenly had the horny urge to engage in bestiality while having a large sausage shoved in my ass, so I did a Salvation Fap for damage control.

"May I ask, what sins did you confess at church yesterday?"
"Well, I had a short shower wank, to avoid going to the whorehouse again"
"Oh, so you had a Salvation Fap?"

by Sir Asbestos July 29, 2022

starvational

When you cant even describe how hungry you are.. You are BEYOND hungry

BRB, STARVATIONAL

by Innocentkent April 11, 2010

salvation

something that saves from danger or difficulty or sin or evil

he book was my salvation from boredom.

by maboiisgrowingup2321 March 18, 2021

Bloody Salvation

A similar version of the Wet Jesus, but this is done when the female is menstruating. When the male attempts anal the female wipes her hand across her vagina and slaps the male with a bloody hand.

Dude I thought getting that Wet Jesus was bad, but last night my girl gave me a Bloody Salvation!

by ZeFamWe September 26, 2009