Greetings

Used by many beings, including aliens and abnormal people. Used to say hello, while confusing the other person, normally into silence.

-Greetings
-WTF?

-Greetings
-and you are?

by Dragon MkII July 24, 2004

Greetings, friend!

A person gives a classical greeting to a hip crowd to be funny.

Greetings Bretheren what up with thee.

by Sun Rhythms October 14, 2004

greet

dinna ye greet er i´ll slap yer airse!!
át bam´s aye greetin´ like a bairn!

by bamstick August 31, 2005

"Aye, you were fair bawling and greeting like a wee bairn"

"Aww, I wiz almost greetin when Lassie died."

by anna apple October 12, 2003

as baked as Ngreet when he’s fully squeaked.

by yeahgan December 4, 2017

a shortening of greetings, used to greet someone (duh)

by Rakeri August 11, 2003