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saladgasm 

"OMG! This salad is soooooooo good! Squeeee! More, give it to me, baby! Are those really nuts? This is FORKING AWESOME!!" are all typical reactions to having a saladgasm.

Unlike a general foodgasm, you rarely get burnt while having a saladgasim, and it's a great for your waist.

Of note: a raw saladgasms (without dressing) is rare, but some people claim to like it that way.
Raaawwrrr! That's the best saladgasm I think ive ever had! Thanks, love!
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Sylargasm 

A fan-made degree of happiness, based on NBC's "Heroes" Sylar. May be induced by Zachary Quinto at any time.
Person One: Did you see him topless? *sylargasm.*
Sylargasm by Sylargasm. October 17, 2008
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squadgasm 

when the whole squad is feelin themselves
last night the entire crew was having a squadgasm after watching porn
squadgasm by squatfucker420 January 28, 2017
Feeling complete, utter sadness with the intensity of an orgasm. Also a band in which Homer Simpson played.
Mike: Hey, John! Guess what?

John: What?

Mike: Your girlfriend dumped you. She’s going out with Henry now.

John: Please excuse me while I have a sadgasm.

John: (Has sadgasm.)
Homer Simpson's Rock band!
When Marge finds herself attracted to offbeat 'Professor August', Homer decides he has had enough of Marge's wandering eye, focusing his emotions on his music, inventing a new sound called 'grunge' and forms a band called 'Sadgasm'.
Sadgasm came and rocked Springfield and the 90's references were blazing.

Hey man, lets go see Sadgasm play tonight!
sadgasm by Adam11Power February 14, 2008
Highly euphoric feeling experienced when you see or hear something in connection with Eric Saade, most often when you see a picture about him. It's symptoms may also include: dizziness, laughing, hyperventilation, screaming...etc.
-Oh my Saade!!! In this picture he looks totally awesome and sooooo hot! *screaming*

-The first time I heard Eric's new song, Explosive Love, I had a Saadegasm.
Saadegasm by SmittenVixxen June 1, 2013

Samagasm 

An exceptionally wonderful orgasm given or received by a person named Samantha.
Yeah it was more than an orgasm, it was a samagasm.
Samagasm by O.Samantha June 23, 2008