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squadgasm 

when the whole squad is feelin themselves
last night the entire crew was having a squadgasm after watching porn
squadgasm by squatfucker420 January 28, 2017
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Feeling complete, utter sadness with the intensity of an orgasm. Also a band in which Homer Simpson played.
Mike: Hey, John! Guess what?

John: What?

Mike: Your girlfriend dumped you. She’s going out with Henry now.

John: Please excuse me while I have a sadgasm.

John: (Has sadgasm.)
Sadgasm by WrinklyWhitePooForFee April 10, 2019
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Homer Simpson's Rock band!
When Marge finds herself attracted to offbeat 'Professor August', Homer decides he has had enough of Marge's wandering eye, focusing his emotions on his music, inventing a new sound called 'grunge' and forms a band called 'Sadgasm'.
Sadgasm came and rocked Springfield and the 90's references were blazing.

Hey man, lets go see Sadgasm play tonight!
sadgasm by Adam11Power February 14, 2008

soundgasm 

n: The shudders, wide-eyed look, frantic little astounded noises, and eventual amazed torpor that accompanies the listening to an amazing song, usually ending in the person having a glassy-eyed look and acting in the exhausted, drained manner of someone who just had a huge orgasm.
v: To exhibit the behaviors or characteristics that define the act of having a soundgasm.
Oh my lord, I was listening to my friend's MP3 player and she caught me having a soundgasm to the new rock she has on there. I was so embarassed. =]
soundgasm by MC Bella December 9, 2008

squealgasm 

The act of exhibiting such immediate excitement and general euphoria that it invokes an orgasm-like sensation and/or sound.

Usually in response to some statement or other external stimulus.

Often accompanied by profuse hugging and other signs of affection.
When I told her I got tickets to see her favorite band, she nearly suffered a squealgasm.
squealgasm by Taigitsune May 3, 2005

soundgasm 

1.) When a music trank is so good, it gives the listener an empowered feeling.

2.) When hearing something gives the listener an orgasm.
Mitsuda's "Proto Merkabah" gives me a soundgasm. So does Emily Bindiger's voice.

Elly had a soundgasm every time she heard a cat meow.
Combination of "squad" and "fam". Your closest friends. ( can include family members ) Created by @TravisRichter on 4/20/2016
"I'm watching Mr. Robot with squadfam tonight."
Squadfam by HopeRahWimphrey August 1, 2016
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
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Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
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the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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