14 definitions by squatfucker420

heimlich job

when you push repetitively with the palm of your hand on a dick so it goes in and out mulitple times

dude last night susan gave me a heimlich job to make up for lost time

by squatfucker420 January 29, 2017

when you finger your bitch so deep you reach the fertelized eggs

yo, last night i was in so deep i think there was some deep egg fingering going on!

by squatfucker420 January 29, 2017

when a piece of apparel is so fucking soft you just want to jack off to it

dayummmm i just got these new joggers and they are orgasm material for sure!

by squatfucker420 June 8, 2017

"hey lila wanna masturbate tonight?"

"nah im a masturhater"

by squatfucker420 January 29, 2017

When u rip suorin so hard w rap music in the background preferably the song “foreign”

Hop in the suorin!

by squatfucker420 September 29, 2018

when yo girls braces are scraping your wein while shes giving you head

"owe my dick hurts from my dick being shark bait to samantha last night! i hope she gets her braces off soon!"

by squatfucker420 January 30, 2017

a number that is more then a million and a billion multiplied by another billion to express ones love

i love you times a flubajillion!!

by squatfucker420 February 2, 2017