by squatfucker420 February 01, 2017
"owe my dick hurts from my dick being shark bait to samantha last night! i hope she gets her braces off soon!"
by squatfucker420 January 30, 2017
last night mary was so drunk she couldnt even find my dick so my fingers were some good sucking candy
by squatfucker420 January 30, 2017
by squatfucker420 September 29, 2018
"yo me and jules were gonna fuck but it was easy come, easy go when i found a fucking used condom in the trash and her ex avi's shirt in the bathroom"
by squatfucker420 January 30, 2017
by squatfucker420 January 29, 2017
Hop in the suorin!
by squatfucker420 September 29, 2018