shark bait

when yo girls braces are scraping your wein while shes giving you head

"owe my dick hurts from my dick being shark bait to samantha last night! i hope she gets her braces off soon!"

by squatfucker420 January 29, 2017

squadgasm

when the whole squad is feelin themselves

last night the entire crew was having a squadgasm after watching porn

by squatfucker420 January 28, 2017

bean dip

a funny word known as to scooping one or anothers boob.

i tried to bean dip marlie but there was nothing to dip...

by squatfucker420 January 31, 2017

heimlich job

when you push repetitively with the palm of your hand on a dick so it goes in and out mulitple times

dude last night susan gave me a heimlich job to make up for lost time

by squatfucker420 January 28, 2017

egg fingering

when you finger your bitch so deep you reach the fertelized eggs

yo, last night i was in so deep i think there was some deep egg fingering going on!

by squatfucker420 January 28, 2017

flubajillion

a number that is more then a million and a billion multiplied by another billion to express ones love

i love you times a flubajillion!!

by squatfucker420 February 02, 2017

sucking candy

when she sucks your fingers because she is so drunk and cant find your dick

last night mary was so drunk she couldnt even find my dick so my fingers were some good sucking candy

by squatfucker420 January 29, 2017