orgasm material

when a piece of apparel is so fucking soft you just want to jack off to it

dayummmm i just got these new joggers and they are orgasm material for sure!

by squatfucker420 June 08, 2017

egg fingering

when you finger your bitch so deep you reach the fertelized eggs

yo, last night i was in so deep i think there was some deep egg fingering going on!

by squatfucker420 January 29, 2017

flubajillion

a number that is more then a million and a billion multiplied by another billion to express ones love

i love you times a flubajillion!!

by squatfucker420 February 02, 2017

bean dip

a funny word known as to scooping one or anothers boob.

i tried to bean dip marlie but there was nothing to dip...

by squatfucker420 February 01, 2017

sucking candy

when she sucks your fingers because she is so drunk and cant find your dick

last night mary was so drunk she couldnt even find my dick so my fingers were some good sucking candy

by squatfucker420 January 30, 2017

Vigina

Retarded kids who do not know how to spell “vagina”

“Pets will have their own vigina in the future”
“You mean vaginas, silly!”

by squatfucker420 September 29, 2018

easy come, easy go

when you show up to fuck, but you see a used condom in the trash

"yo me and jules were gonna fuck but it was easy come, easy go when i found a fucking used condom in the trash and her ex avi's shirt in the bathroom"

by squatfucker420 January 30, 2017