Sylargasm

A fan-made degree of happiness, based on NBC's "Heroes" Sylar. May be induced by Zachary Quinto at any time.

Person One: Did you see him topless? *sylargasm.*

by Sylargasm. October 17, 2008

Sargasmic

So sarcastic that it's orgasmic.

The following statement can be considered sargasmic: "I'm not sarcastic...".

The use of ellipses greatly multiplies the amount of sarcasm.

"Did you see Seth Green in 'Sex Drive'? He was sargasmic! And amish!"

by sirrobinthebrave December 16, 2008

Sargasm

A sarcastic orgasm, the term was originally coined by Panic! at The Disco's Lead Vocalist Brendon Boyd Urie.

Sargasm: "Oooooh you feeel so goood?"

by roaring17s February 13, 2019

sargasm

Deriving far too much satisfaction from glibly berating another with sarcasm.

"Oh, thanks a lot for drinking my last beer! No, it's my fault... if I wanted it for myself, I shouldn't have put it in the fridge!"
"Dude, don't have a sargasm."

by Ben Frey May 26, 2006

Stargasm

A stargasm is when you see a shooting star you weren't expecting and get excited. Typically you'll gasp or make a weird sound upon seeing the shooting star.

*Couple watching stars*

Girl: "GASP!"

Dude: "Uhh what just happened?"

Girl: "Did you just see that shooting star? I think I just had a stargasm!"

by DirtyOldHippie November 21, 2014

stargasm

Experiencing intense physical pleasure after meeting a Movie, TV or Rock star.

Will: Dude, why is John screaming and writhing on the floor?

Renz: He just met Justin Beiber at Bed, Bath and Beyond. He's having a stargasm.

by Willyummm July 23, 2010

Syllogasm

That intense inner feeling of "Yes! I did it! Fuck you!" when you irrevocably prove someone wrong in reasoned debate.

So much more satisfying than winning by ad baculum.

Dude: "Man, I just won that argument so badly! Think I might have a syllogasm right now."

by Snackajack August 28, 2009