rumpfed
You took it in the ass.
I was rumpfed last night.
rumpfed by Walking textbook October 7, 2015
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rumpled foreskin
rumpled foreskin by mitch00uk March 29, 2015
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rumpledumpskin
rumpledumpskin by djsolr December 11, 2009
Rumpled Fore Skin
Reference to the penis of a non-virgin who is uncircumsized.
Also can be used as a reference to a normal penis which has come into contact with a dirty vagina.
Also can be used as a reference to a normal penis which has come into contact with a dirty vagina.
"Michael has a rumpled fore skin after getting head from that dirty hoe"
"dude Michael just got his foreskin rumpled by that nasty cunt"
"dude Michael just got his foreskin rumpled by that nasty cunt"
Rumpled Fore Skin by Alexander Pierce October 29, 2007
rumpledumple
rumpledumple by digro32 April 8, 2010
Rumpledforeskin
A character of folk myth and fable known for his cruelty, a pitiable cruelty that tales tell is an outward manifestation of psychological scars inflicted as an infant during a botched circumcision performed by a vagabond rabbi using crampons and, inexplicably, a spinning wheel.
Also used to apply to those with a similar affliction.
Also used to apply to those with a similar affliction.
Rumpledforeskin by Midniteklown July 25, 2008
rumpled foreskin
When a chick gives you a wank but she pulls your foreskin back so hard it nearly rips it straight off your dick!
rumpled foreskin by Adam the definer ! July 29, 2014
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