Rumpled 

Buzzed by alcohol especially when your appearance is a little undone.

I could tell by his untied bow tie and crooked hat that those margaritas had him rumpled.

Rumpled by GetRumpledFB May 21, 2017

Rumpled 

When totally stoned and steaming. Definitely time to call it a night, but I may be able to visit KFC on my way home!

Guy: Can I get you another beer or a spliff mate?
Me: Fuck no! I'm totally rumpled, I gotta get home before I fall down.

Rumpled by InTheNameOfBofA August 11, 2012

Rumpled 

To have sex by Rumple/ Mr. Gold from the tv show, Once Upon a Time.

I was rumpled in my dream last night.

Rumpled by The biggest fucking dearie December 4, 2014

rumpled 

the craziest nigga on the block; throws nades in baptist churches. The coolest guy to play css with. You need one on every team.

Me and my rumpled getting all ready to scrimmage.

rumpled by Osama March 16, 2005

rumpled foreskin 

A male with a huge amount of foreskin that looks rumpled

I anit sucking that cock, look at the rumpled foreskin

rumpled foreskin by mitch00uk March 29, 2015

Rumpled Fore Skin 

Reference to the penis of a non-virgin who is uncircumsized.
Also can be used as a reference to a normal penis which has come into contact with a dirty vagina.

"Michael has a rumpled fore skin after getting head from that dirty hoe"

"dude Michael just got his foreskin rumpled by that nasty cunt"

Rumpled Fore Skin by Alexander Pierce October 29, 2007

rumpled foreskin 

When a chick gives you a wank but she pulls your foreskin back so hard it nearly rips it straight off your dick!

Your sister can't wank a dick for toffee,she gave me a rumpled foreskin the twat

rumpled foreskin by Adam the definer ! July 29, 2014