Rumpledforeskin 

A character of folk myth and fable known for his cruelty, a pitiable cruelty that tales tell is an outward manifestation of psychological scars inflicted as an infant during a botched circumcision performed by a vagabond rabbi using crampons and, inexplicably, a spinning wheel.

Also used to apply to those with a similar affliction.

Yes, I see it, and see why now your nickname is Rumpledforeskin, rabbi.

Rumpledforeskin by Midniteklown July 25, 2008

rumpled foreskin 

A male with a huge amount of foreskin that looks rumpled

I anit sucking that cock, look at the rumpled foreskin

rumpled foreskin by mitch00uk March 29, 2015

Rumpleforeskin 

A mythical man of wrinkled foreskin appearance who's ability to weave golden fleece from his pubic hair is renowned throughout the land.

Check out the Merkin Rumpleforeskin wove me!

Rumpleforeskin by Rumple the King February 28, 2010

rumpled foreskin 

When a chick gives you a wank but she pulls your foreskin back so hard it nearly rips it straight off your dick!

Your sister can't wank a dick for toffee,she gave me a rumpled foreskin the twat

rumpled foreskin by Adam the definer ! July 29, 2014

rumpleforeskin 

Sexual intercourse, ESP. with an uncircumsized man.

"Then we played rumpleforeskin on his parents diningroom table"

rumpleforeskin by Jeffrey March 25, 2004

Rumpleforeskin 

One who is able to pick pubic hair and spin the hair fibers into pure gold by wrapping the hair around their foreskin. Usually told as a children's fable or fairy tale, but is now in circulation as slang.

Hey, I wanna be Rumpleforeskin so I can be rish!

Rumpleforeskin by Anonymous March 10, 2003

rumpelforeskin 

to have sex willingly with a limp dick

man i rumpelforeskinned her good last night

rumpelforeskin by Rhyno June 6, 2003