mitch00uk's definitions

one up the bum no harm done

After gay anal sex that hasn't caused no bleeding

One up the bum no harm done that's what he said after jumping out of the bushes bending me over and ripping my cum stained pants off,

by mitch00uk April 8, 2015

pussy tasering

Firing a taser at a vagina for sexual kicks

I went pussy tasering last night, when it hit her pussy I was more shocked then her, I've never seen a women have a convulsive orgasm , she loved it, the burning pubes stank though

by mitch00uk April 8, 2015

foul stench

A very horrible smell that seems to get into every part of your nostrils

What is that!! Is that foul stench emanating from ur pussy, I told you not to do yourself with that old dog bone

by mitch00uk March 30, 2015

sock wank

Inserting ones penis into a sock for the sole reason of masterbating

Where have all your socks gone, out haven't been doing that sock wank thing again have u ?

by mitch00uk March 29, 2015

waterogasm

Someone who masterbates in water and reaches a orgasm. , a orgasm in wasterr

I had a wank in the swimming pool and had a waterogasm

by mitch00uk March 28, 2015

fisherman's biscuit

Dipping a biscuit in a women vagina, then eating it

Grab the rich tea, I fancy a fisherman's biscuit

by mitch00uk March 29, 2015

i won't be long

Meaning everything but

I won't be long mate,

Hmmm I've heard that before, I think I'll go bang one out

by mitch00uk March 30, 2015