mitch00uk's definitions

pussy golf

Bit like proper golf only with a pussy hole

Open your legs Betty, I need to practice my putting, I know pussy golf isn't the same as golf, but I'm playing my boss next week, shame ur hole is bigger then the normal golf hole but out will have to do

by mitch00uk April 8, 2015

sweat rot

Damage done to clothing due to excess sweating specialty under the arm

My sweat rot is so bad it has eaten right though my kacks

by mitch00uk April 8, 2015

caughtogasm

Caught-o-gasm meaning caught masterbating at the moment of orgasm

My mum walked in just as I was cumming , I was caughtogasm

by mitch00uk March 28, 2015

princess fantasy

When a child mostly female believes she is a princess after being told so over and over again by her parents

That Amy girl got princess fantasy, she really believes in her own press

by mitch00uk March 29, 2015

pilesup

When you bend over in defiance and let you piles hang out at someone who has pissed you off ,

Show that cunt ur piles and fat ass that will teach them for squirting there love juice in ur face, pilesup to you

by mitch00uk March 27, 2015

fanny cap

Inserting a lid like odject or cork, to stop intercourse, a smaller version of a chastising belt,

My girlfriend cant get it else wear I've capped her fanny up good with a fanny cap

by mitch00uk March 26, 2015

hairy trough

An unshaven vagina

Bob... I had a drink from the hairy trough last night,

John... Really where's that pub then

Bob... No mate I mean my birds pussy, I had a quick drink

by mitch00uk April 1, 2015