tonker toy

A penis.

Oi put that away mate. This is a cake shop, you can't play with your tonker toy in here, there is enough fresh cream in the cakes

by mitch00uk April 04, 2015

robin small breast

A name for a seriously flat chested girl

That girl is a robin small breast, her tittys are flatter then a pancake

by mitch00uk April 01, 2015

bum fudgicals

Bits of poo you find in your pants which you never knew about

I found some treasure in my boxers , I took them off and found some bum fudgicals, fantastic

by mitch00uk April 01, 2015

faggers finger

The yellow nicotine stain on a smokers fingers

U wanna pack that filthy smoking habit up mate, ur lungs are fucked, and u have faggers finger

by mitch00uk April 01, 2015

rotton cotton

Used piece of cotton like material used for female periods, sanity towels , tampak , or sock

Dirty bitch left her rotton cotton in my microwave again

by mitch00uk March 21, 2015

wanking face

The face one pulls while in the act of masterbating

Lol you should see martins wanking face, it looks like his seen a ghost and got a wheelbarrow up his ass

by mitch00uk March 31, 2015

crows toe

An old female fanny crack that shows though there clothing ( see camel toe)

Eweeee I was looking for young camel toe, but I saw only crows toe, maybe shouldn't have picked the bingo hall to go camel toeing

by mitch00uk April 12, 2015