mitch00uk's definitions

elastic balls

When a man puts an elastic band around his ball bag to keep his penis erect by cutting the flow of blood to his penis

Have you ever tried elastic balls? It keeps ur penis hard so you can wank all night

by mitch00uk April 10, 2015

tucking in

Going down on a females vagina in a very enthusiastic way

I was tucking in last night on Sara's hairy muff and her clit came loose, I didn't want to say anything so I swallowed it, I still don't think she knows

by mitch00uk April 8, 2015

bum bonding

When you start a friendship based on gay bum sex

John and ian are on a bum bonding weekend for some hairy smelly ass sex, I hope he wears a condom or he might get pregnant

by mitch00uk April 13, 2015

ball smacking

An sexual act involving wanking and smacking/slapping of the mans testicles

Have u ever tried ball smacking? Just as u cum, ur balls are smacked its brilliant, but u should see the swelling

by mitch00uk April 8, 2015

fart chorus

When two or more people fart succession

I was in the public toilets the other day and I let rip, next thing I knew there was a fart chorus going, there was at least another 4 people doing it, we did Britney spears song hit me one more time, we stank though

by mitch00uk April 21, 2015

bum injection

Having a penis up your anus

Bend over and take it like a man, its bum injection time, pucker up

by mitch00uk April 7, 2015

pussy hiking

Going on the pull but being very blatant about it (see hitch hiking)

Me and Steve are going pussy hiking tonight, going to pull a right sort,

by mitch00uk April 8, 2015