mitch00uk's definitions

pussy golf

Bit like proper golf only with a pussy hole

Open your legs Betty, I need to practice my putting, I know pussy golf isn't the same as golf, but I'm playing my boss next week, shame ur hole is bigger then the normal golf hole but out will have to do

by mitch00uk April 8, 2015

fanny cap

Inserting a lid like odject or cork, to stop intercourse, a smaller version of a chastising belt,

My girlfriend cant get it else wear I've capped her fanny up good with a fanny cap

by mitch00uk March 26, 2015

sweat rot

Damage done to clothing due to excess sweating specialty under the arm

My sweat rot is so bad it has eaten right though my kacks

by mitch00uk April 8, 2015

pilesup

When you bend over in defiance and let you piles hang out at someone who has pissed you off ,

Show that cunt ur piles and fat ass that will teach them for squirting there love juice in ur face, pilesup to you

by mitch00uk March 27, 2015

drama queenery

An act of being very over dramatic to the very point of ridiculous

Amy has flipped out, I only gave her a extra sugar in her tea, she smashed the telly, burnt down the house, and stuck a firework to the cats tail, its the biggest case of drama queenery I've ever seen

by mitch00uk April 1, 2015

fart guzzling

A game with two or more people, one farts in the others mouth, the person then has to inhale and hold there breath, while the other times them, the winner is the one who holds it in the longest

U wanna let rip and play fart guzzling, Steven holds the record of 3 minutes

by mitch00uk March 29, 2015

i won't be long

Meaning everything but

I won't be long mate,

Hmmm I've heard that before, I think I'll go bang one out

by mitch00uk March 30, 2015