mitch00uk's definitions
by mitch00uk March 29, 2015

That bird I was talking to posted a plastic selfie to me, when I arranged to meet her, she had a nose like a Concord, and her face was fatter then Kim kardashan ass
by mitch00uk April 5, 2015

by mitch00uk March 30, 2015

Open your legs Betty, I need to practice my putting, I know pussy golf isn't the same as golf, but I'm playing my boss next week, shame ur hole is bigger then the normal golf hole but out will have to do
by mitch00uk April 8, 2015

Mike shagged my girlfriend and he fucked Steve's ex, his such a pussy scavenger. He isn't my mate anymore.
by mitch00uk April 11, 2015

I heard David shagged old donkey teeth , she blew him off to, I heard her teeth cut his knob up and there was blood everywhere
by mitch00uk April 17, 2015

Its munch time, ive got cheese sandwiches. Or
Its munch time, I hope she's washed her muff this time, last time when I went down on her pussy I retrieved a used condom. Yummy
Its munch time, I hope she's washed her muff this time, last time when I went down on her pussy I retrieved a used condom. Yummy
by mitch00uk April 10, 2015
