121 definitions by mitch00uk
Dave..I think I've just pissed out of my ass
John.. No its just ur bumcuming. Or should I say my cum out of ur bum
Dave.. Well least I won't get pregnant
John.. No its just ur bumcuming. Or should I say my cum out of ur bum
Dave.. Well least I won't get pregnant
by mitch00uk April 10, 2015
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by mitch00uk March 29, 2015
Spousal abuse that involves the vagina
Police officer... How did he assault you
Women... By pussy bullying He pulled my clit like it was a elastic band and pinged it back, then pulled my pubes, then kicked my hole
Women... By pussy bullying He pulled my clit like it was a elastic band and pinged it back, then pulled my pubes, then kicked my hole
by mitch00uk April 8, 2015
I went pussy tasering last night, when it hit her pussy I was more shocked then her, I've never seen a women have a convulsive orgasm , she loved it, the burning pubes stank though
by mitch00uk April 8, 2015
John and ian are on a bum bonding weekend for some hairy smelly ass sex, I hope he wears a condom or he might get pregnant
by mitch00uk April 13, 2015