hairy undergrowth

When a female forgets or heaven forbids refuses to shave her pussy or ass crack and the pubes gain a foothold with terrifying results

Linda I don't want to upset you, but you should shave your hairy undergrowth, because I anit going down there till the lawn is mown,

by mitch00uk March 29, 2015

demon bomb

When you poo in a thin plastic see though bag and throw it at a person or target

Look out its a demon bomb, the smell is evil, I'm gonna get the prick that threw it

by mitch00uk April 11, 2015

pussy scavenger

Someone who preys on their friends partners or preys on friends leftovers

Mike shagged my girlfriend and he fucked Steve's ex, his such a pussy scavenger. He isn't my mate anymore.

by mitch00uk April 11, 2015

last minute desperation

When it comes close to kicking out time at a club, and you haven't pulled, u go for anything

I tried to pull all last night , but I couldn't till the end, she was a right munter , that's last minute desperation for you

by mitch00uk April 03, 2015

prison pushbike

A prisoner who enjoys being passed sexually around the inmate population of H.M.P

Jason must have a gaping ass, his the prison pushbike. Everyone inc the governor has rode him

by mitch00uk April 02, 2015

granny fannying

Seeking out mature women for sexual adventures

Are you coming to the tea dance tonight Jim,

Yep I'm up for some granny fannying

by mitch00uk April 03, 2015

pussy cueing

Playing snooker while using a females pussy as a rest or for general play, the lady lies down on the table and u slide the cue upon the top of the vagina till steady, than take your shot and hope you pot the pink and not the brown

Wanna game of snooker , Emma said she's up for some pussy cueing , as long as we don't pot the brown

by mitch00uk March 25, 2015