mitch00uk's definitions

the stink bug

A sexual position , the man sqauts down and the women sits on the mans lap, while he enters her ass hole, while the man hops around the room,

Linda are you up for the doing the stink bug tonight

by mitch00uk March 28, 2015

sniff monster

Someone who likes to sniff drugs on a large scale

Paula has used all the coke, she's such a sniff monster

by mitch00uk March 29, 2015

rancid pussy

A very dirty filthy smelly vagina that isn't fit for banging

Steve. I'm going to ask jenny out tonight!
Billy. Eweee mate jenny got a rancid pussy, last person to go up her lost a leg to gangrene

by mitch00uk April 12, 2015

sock pooing

When someone is to scared or embarrassed to use a toilet in someone's house, they pull off a sock and do it in there, then throw in out of the window

I caught Ronnie sock pooing in my house, I got so angry I made him eat it, then me

by mitch00uk April 9, 2015

crusty bryson

Someone who fucks one over in favour of himself

That Jamie crusty bryson me

by mitch00uk March 27, 2015

pussy scrumping

when one takes pussy without consent. (Also see rape)

Prisoner 1..What are you banged up for?
Prisoner2.. I got caught pussy scrumping, I got 6 years, its my 2nd time for rape
Prisoner 1.. You nasty prick, I'm going ass scrumping tonight, see you then

by mitch00uk April 11, 2015

wanking closet

A public toilet or toilet cubicle

Where u been john huh, have you been in the wanking closet again, I told u last week if u feel the need have a cold shower or read fat naked birds, don't wank at work!!!!

by mitch00uk April 4, 2015