tucking in

Going down on a females vagina in a very enthusiastic way

I was tucking in last night on Sara's hairy muff and her clit came loose, I didn't want to say anything so I swallowed it, I still don't think she knows

by mitch00uk April 08, 2015

bum fudgicals

Bits of poo you find in your pants which you never knew about

I found some treasure in my boxers , I took them off and found some bum fudgicals, fantastic

by mitch00uk April 01, 2015

gay pill

The contraceptive pill taken by a man who is scared of becoming pregnant though gay intercourse

David..Oh shit oh shit, I forgot to take my gay pill, what if I am pregnant!!.

Josh.. Oh don't worry Kevin can't have kids, his balls are broken, and there's the fact men cannot get pregnant,

David, you sure??

by mitch00uk April 13, 2015

pedo whacker

A stick that every community should have that is capable of doing lasting damage to those who interfere with children

Isn't that the geezer who touched that young girl, yes it is , get the pedo whacker out. And go to town on his head

by mitch00uk March 23, 2015

smelly fanny flapping

A competition to see who can flap out the grossest fanny smell

She's the regional champion at smelly fanny flapping, what a whiff worth a sniff

by mitch00uk March 21, 2015

filthy gusset

A very rotting stenching pussy

It was horrible, I've shed a stone since I took her knickers off and saw her filthy gusset, it was every kind of rank possible, i got a S.T.I just looking at it

by mitch00uk March 27, 2015

sock pooing

When someone is to scared or embarrassed to use a toilet in someone's house, they pull off a sock and do it in there, then throw in out of the window

I caught Ronnie sock pooing in my house, I got so angry I made him eat it, then me

by mitch00uk April 09, 2015