mitch00uk's definitions

penis quiff

After male ejaculation that gets into the pubic hair region which makes it sluggy and starts shaping the pubes

Lol look at the penis quiff on that , ur such a loser

by mitch00uk April 1, 2015

wankers wings

The flabby upper arm fat that moves up and down when in the moment of a tense wank

Lol look at my wankers wings , the faster I wank the more it flaps, they're take off in a minute

by mitch00uk March 31, 2015

pussy tasering

Firing a taser at a vagina for sexual kicks

I went pussy tasering last night, when it hit her pussy I was more shocked then her, I've never seen a women have a convulsive orgasm , she loved it, the burning pubes stank though

by mitch00uk April 8, 2015

foul stench

A very horrible smell that seems to get into every part of your nostrils

What is that!! Is that foul stench emanating from ur pussy, I told you not to do yourself with that old dog bone

by mitch00uk March 30, 2015

faggers finger

The yellow nicotine stain on a smokers fingers

U wanna pack that filthy smoking habit up mate, ur lungs are fucked, and u have faggers finger

by mitch00uk April 1, 2015

bum squeak

High pitchy noise made by the bottom

Lol did you hear my bum squeak , it was so high pitched it smashed my dads glasses

by mitch00uk April 2, 2015

one up the bum no harm done

After gay anal sex that hasn't caused no bleeding

One up the bum no harm done that's what he said after jumping out of the bushes bending me over and ripping my cum stained pants off,

by mitch00uk April 8, 2015