mitch00uk's definitions

smelly fanny flapping

A competition to see who can flap out the grossest fanny smell

She's the regional champion at smelly fanny flapping, what a whiff worth a sniff

by mitch00uk March 26, 2015

rotton cotton

Used piece of cotton like material used for female periods, sanity towels , tampak , or sock

Dirty bitch left her rotton cotton in my microwave again

by mitch00uk March 26, 2015

fanny cap

Inserting a lid like odject or cork, to stop intercourse, a smaller version of a chastising belt,

My girlfriend cant get it else wear I've capped her fanny up good with a fanny cap

by mitch00uk March 26, 2015

pilesup

When you bend over in defiance and let you piles hang out at someone who has pissed you off ,

Show that cunt ur piles and fat ass that will teach them for squirting there love juice in ur face, pilesup to you

by mitch00uk March 27, 2015

scammel nuts

Big erect nipples

Look at them scammel nuts on her

by mitch00uk March 27, 2015

crusty bryson

Someone who fucks one over in favour of himself

That Jamie crusty bryson me

by mitch00uk March 27, 2015

hoes handbag

A hoes over large pussy, so large you can fit the contents of a handbag within

Her pussy is a hoes handbag its so big I could park my car there

by mitch00uk March 27, 2015