mitch00uk's definitions

pussy tasering

Firing a taser at a vagina for sexual kicks

I went pussy tasering last night, when it hit her pussy I was more shocked then her, I've never seen a women have a convulsive orgasm , she loved it, the burning pubes stank though

by mitch00uk April 8, 2015

foul stench

A very horrible smell that seems to get into every part of your nostrils

What is that!! Is that foul stench emanating from ur pussy, I told you not to do yourself with that old dog bone

by mitch00uk March 30, 2015

one up the bum no harm done

After gay anal sex that hasn't caused no bleeding

One up the bum no harm done that's what he said after jumping out of the bushes bending me over and ripping my cum stained pants off,

by mitch00uk April 8, 2015

wanking closet

A public toilet or toilet cubicle

Where u been john huh, have you been in the wanking closet again, I told u last week if u feel the need have a cold shower or read fat naked birds, don't wank at work!!!!

by mitch00uk April 4, 2015

meal for one

Masterbating oneself

I'm single still, looks like its a meal for one again tonight, best warm my right arm up

by mitch00uk March 29, 2015

pussy scrumping

when one takes pussy without consent. (Also see rape)

Prisoner 1..What are you banged up for?
Prisoner2.. I got caught pussy scrumping, I got 6 years, its my 2nd time for rape
Prisoner 1.. You nasty prick, I'm going ass scrumping tonight, see you then

by mitch00uk April 11, 2015

anus leaking

The discharge in the form of a watery substance or a movement of the bowles which causes unexpected leakage from the anus, both resulting in a awful skanking smell

What's that smell?? Is that you Jamie? Yes sorry my anus leaking, its a problem with the lady's, they leave me when they find out

by mitch00uk March 30, 2015