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dead baby towel

A rag or towel used to wipe spunk/sperm from off oneself after intercourse
Pass the dead baby towel over please I'm covered in my own cum
by mitch00uk March 29, 2015
mugGet the dead baby towelmug.

plastic selfie

When you pass off someone else's selfie as ur own for any purposre
That bird I was talking to posted a plastic selfie to me, when I arranged to meet her, she had a nose like a Concord, and her face was fatter then Kim kardashan ass
by mitch00uk April 5, 2015
mugGet the plastic selfiemug.

i won't be long

I won't be long mate,

Hmmm I've heard that before, I think I'll go bang one out
by mitch00uk March 30, 2015
mugGet the i won't be longmug.

pussy golf

Bit like proper golf only with a pussy hole
Open your legs Betty, I need to practice my putting, I know pussy golf isn't the same as golf, but I'm playing my boss next week, shame ur hole is bigger then the normal golf hole but out will have to do
by mitch00uk April 8, 2015
mugGet the pussy golfmug.

pussy scavenger

Someone who preys on their friends partners or preys on friends leftovers
Mike shagged my girlfriend and he fucked Steve's ex, his such a pussy scavenger. He isn't my mate anymore.
by mitch00uk April 11, 2015
mugGet the pussy scavengermug.

donkey teeth

Someone who's teeth are overly large and all different sizes
I heard David shagged old donkey teeth , she blew him off to, I heard her teeth cut his knob up and there was blood everywhere
by mitch00uk April 17, 2015
mugGet the donkey teethmug.

munch time

Another word for lunch time or a time to go down on a vagina
Its munch time, ive got cheese sandwiches. Or

Its munch time, I hope she's washed her muff this time, last time when I went down on her pussy I retrieved a used condom. Yummy
by mitch00uk April 10, 2015
mugGet the munch timemug.

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