Rumpledickskin 

1. A semi-mythical creature who, in an accident involving a time machine and an anesthesiologist, fell asleep for 70 years while undergoing a circumcision, resulting in repeated pulling of the dickskin over that entire span before the cut was finally made.

Example: "Authorities investigating the massive theft of 10,000 wrinkle cream bottles from a shipping container are downplaying rumors that it bears the marks of a Rumpledickskin-like creature."

The result of a circumcision gone very, very wrong.

"I went to the rabbi and all I got was this lousy rumpledickskin."

Rumpledickskin by Sir Shiksa-lot November 22, 2017

Grumpledickskin 

The troll. Has a very wrinkly winky that can only be smoothed out by special fairy witches

Grumpledickskin craves only the smoothness of the boob

Grumpledickskin by Fuzzbotte July 28, 2022

rumplesilkskin

The soft skin on the end of an uncut penis pulled up as far as it can when flaccid. Resembles the look of a pug/ bulldog face

Tried to get my boyfriend hard. Instead I ended up with a handful of rumplesilkskin

rumplesilkskin by mlseed December 1, 2016