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A floatie turd; a log of poop that is bouyant enough to float on the top of water.
I ate a bunch of carbs and fat these last few days and lately all the turds I've been deucing into the toilet have been quofos because they all float on top at the water line. See them in this photo I took with this smartphone? But, enough about me on a first date. So how's your lunch?
quofo by Extremityman October 17, 2023
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a top tier, queer theory-drenched, pornsick, cantankerous, science-denying, child-grooming degenerate with no regard for sexual morals or boundaries.

Doesn't bathe. Doesn't clean the room. Has rainbow-y hair. Thinks biological sex is fake. Browses kiddie porn. Fancies having sex with parents/siblings. Has feminist rape fantasies.
Judith Butler is the mother of all quoomers.
quoomer by Plasticinemoidcimer January 30, 2022
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A person that believes their friends when they come up with a fake word that they claim is indeed in the dictionary.
Josh is such a Quoo for thinking that was a word!
Quoo by Domo1016 April 1, 2015
A combination of shook and quaking meaning ultimate surprise and fear
I'm quook, there are so many people here
quook by Quooking September 20, 2017
A fart that comes out of your penis shortly after surgery.
I just quofed....
Quof by Scrotum ripper October 24, 2011
The present participle of quofe.

Emitting penile flatulence, i.e., emitting air or gas from the penis through the urethra.

ETYMOLOGY: "Quofe" is the male form of queef.

NOTE: Quofes are a rare phenomenon compared to queefs because it is much harder for air to become stuck in a man's urethra than in a woman's comparatively larger vagina. Quofes occur most frequently after a catheter has been inserted into the penis and removed, leaving air trapped in the bladder or urethra.
After Reginald's catheter was removed, he tried to take a piss, but ended up quofing and splattering urine everywhere.
quofing by fauxbourdon December 28, 2005
i just had a quodobo
quodobo by thomas johnston1 May 24, 2011