quofo

A floatie turd; a log of poop that is bouyant enough to float on the top of water.

I ate a bunch of carbs and fat these last few days and lately all the turds I've been deucing into the toilet have been quofos because they all float on top at the water line. See them in this photo I took with this smartphone? But, enough about me on a first date. So how's your lunch?

by Extremityman October 17, 2023

quoomer

a top tier, queer theory-drenched, pornsick, cantankerous, science-denying, child-grooming degenerate with no regard for sexual morals or boundaries.

Doesn't bathe. Doesn't clean the room. Has rainbow-y hair. Thinks biological sex is fake. Browses kiddie porn. Fancies having sex with parents/siblings. Has feminist rape fantasies.

Judith Butler is the mother of all quoomers.

by Plasticinemoidcimer January 30, 2022

Quoo

A person that believes their friends when they come up with a fake word that they claim is indeed in the dictionary.

Josh is such a Quoo for thinking that was a word!

by Domo1016 April 1, 2015

quook

A combination of shook and quaking meaning ultimate surprise and fear

I'm quook, there are so many people here

by Quooking September 20, 2017

Quof

A fart that comes out of your penis shortly after surgery.

I just quofed....

by Scrotum ripper October 24, 2011

quofing

The present participle of quofe.

Emitting penile flatulence, i.e., emitting air or gas from the penis through the urethra.

ETYMOLOGY: "Quofe" is the male form of queef.

NOTE: Quofes are a rare phenomenon compared to queefs because it is much harder for air to become stuck in a man's urethra than in a woman's comparatively larger vagina. Quofes occur most frequently after a catheter has been inserted into the penis and removed, leaving air trapped in the bladder or urethra.

After Reginald's catheter was removed, he tried to take a piss, but ended up quofing and splattering urine everywhere.

by fauxbourdon December 28, 2005

quodobo

a penis fart

i just had a quodobo

by thomas johnston1 May 24, 2011