quofing 

The present participle of quofe.

Emitting penile flatulence, i.e., emitting air or gas from the penis through the urethra.

ETYMOLOGY: "Quofe" is the male form of queef.

NOTE: Quofes are a rare phenomenon compared to queefs because it is much harder for air to become stuck in a man's urethra than in a woman's comparatively larger vagina. Quofes occur most frequently after a catheter has been inserted into the penis and removed, leaving air trapped in the bladder or urethra.

After Reginald's catheter was removed, he tried to take a piss, but ended up quofing and splattering urine everywhere.

quofing by fauxbourdon December 28, 2005

meme quoting 

The act of telling a joke, and pretending it is yours even though it is actually from a meme.

Dick: oh just tell the cops YOLO, I'm sure they'll understand
John: stop meme quoting, Dick, everyone's seen that one.

meme quoting by J-mo January 19, 2014

quoafing 

The present participle of quoaf, which is itself an alternate spelling of quofe.

noun: Penile flatulence (air or gas escaping from the penis through the urethra), a.k.a. a dick fart.

verb: To emit penile flatulence.

ETYMOLOGY: "Quofe" is the male form of queef.

NOTE: Quofes are a rare phenomenon compared to queefs because it is much harder for air to become stuck in a man's urethra than in a woman's comparatively larger vagina. Quofes occur most frequently after a catheter has been inserted into the penis and removed, leaving air trapped in the bladder or urethra.

After Reginald's catheter was removed, he tried to take a piss, but ended up quoafing and splattering urine everywhere.

quoafing by fauxbourdon December 28, 2005

quoffing 

Present participle of quoff, which is itself an alternate spelling of quofe (also quof or quoaf).

noun: Penile flatulence (air or gas escaping from the penis through the urethra), a.k.a. a dick fart.

verb: To emit penile flatulence.

ETYMOLOGY: "Quofe" is the male form of queef.

NOTE: Quofes are a rare phenomenon compared to queefs because it is much harder for air to become stuck in a man's urethra than in a woman's comparatively larger vagina. Quofes occur most frequently after a catheter has been inserted into the penis and removed, leaving air trapped in the bladder or urethra.

After Reginald's catheter was removed, he tried to take a piss, but ended up quoffing and splattering urine everywhere.

quoffing by fauxbourdon December 28, 2005

quifing 

verb assosciated ith the act of producind a quifedescribing the noise made when air is forced out of the vagina when the penis draws out and in. effectively vaginal farts, see quife

as he was fucking me i was quifing, i wondered if he had heard me

quifing by ezmerelda September 12, 2005

Quoing 

The action of moving with corded electrical equipment, such as power drills, in such a way that your cables do not become tangled, thus allowing you freedom to work.

This comes from the rock band Status Quo who set up their movements on stage to allow their guitar cables to stay untangled.

Hey Dude, our wires are getting knotted again.

Then Get Quoing!

Quoing by Minardi July 31, 2006

quoking

Vaginal smoking, as demonstrated on at least one Internet video sequence with that gorgeous woman who says "and you don't cough, and it doesn't get your teeth yellow!" If you possess a vagina you stick the cool end of the lit cigar or cigarette in and use rhythmic contractions of the vaginal or perineal muscles to suck in and expel air. Try not to burn your pubes. To anyone halfway intelligent, whatever sex appeal there may be in the practice is entirely a matter of the organ used. Not recommended if you have a non-smoking partner who fancies going down on you. Probably not much healthier than the more familiar method. A contraction of "quim" and "smoking". Verb, to quoke.

Quoking looks interesting if you have a high gross-out threshold, no interest in the quoker's health, and it still has novelty value. Otherwise, forget about it.

quoking by Fearman February 1, 2008