fauxbourdon's definitions

jaj

noun: Slang term for a woman's vagina. Shortened form of vajaj. Rhymes with "badge."

Fucking Darla's loose-ass jaj was like throwing a hotdog down a hallway.

by fauxbourdon December 28, 2005

cooch turd

noun. Fecal matter excreted through the vagina. This is generally caused by the presence of a recto-vaginal fistula (a small tear in the tissue separating the rectum from the vaginal canal).

synonym: queefshit.

With no bathroom in sight, Brenda clenched her ass shut tightly, but much to her chagrin, her shit passed through her fistula and plopped out her pussy as a cooch turd.

by fauxbourdon December 4, 2005

vajaculate

(verb): To female ejaculate, i.e., to shoot liquid from one's vagina during orgasm. (This phenomenon occurs in a minority of women.)

See also: vajaculation, n.

Etymology: vaj (short for vagina) + ejaculate.

Watch out if you go down on Jessica -- she's liable to vajaculate in your face when she comes.

by fauxbourdon December 28, 2005

bakery

A woman's vagina, especially during a vaginal yeast infection. (So called because of yeast's role in baking bread.)

Synonym: breadbox.
Related term: yeef.

Jeanette's cooch was so rank and yeasty, it smelled like a fucking bakery down there.

by fauxbourdon December 28, 2005

breadbox

A woman's vagina, especially during a vaginal yeast infection. (So called because of yeast's role in baking bread.)

Synonym: bakery.
Related term: yeef.

Jeanette's cooch was so rank and yeasty, it smelled like a breadbox down there.

by fauxbourdon December 28, 2005

rejaculate

(verb): to ejaculate (cum/come/jizz/nut/etc.) a second (or third, or fourth...) time in one sexual encounter.

I hooked up with a multi-orgasmic guy last night: he came in my vadge, then rejaculated on my tits!

by fauxbourdon December 28, 2005

squarp

noun. The simultaneous co-occurrence of a sneeze, queef, fart, and burp. An admittedly rare event, but a theoretical possibility.

verb. To sneeze, queef, fart, and burp simultaneously.

Etymology: S(neeze) + QU(eef) + (f)AR(t) + (bur)P.

Ramona squarped so violently that I thought she would explode.

by fauxbourdon December 4, 2005