squarp

noun. The simultaneous co-occurrence of a sneeze, queef, fart, and burp. An admittedly rare event, but a theoretical possibility.

verb. To sneeze, queef, fart, and burp simultaneously.

Etymology: S(neeze) + QU(eef) + (f)AR(t) + (bur)P.
Ramona squarped so violently that I thought she would explode.
by fauxbourdon December 03, 2005
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feeuq

Pronounced "fyook" (rhymes with "puke").

verb: to suck or draw in air through the vagina.

noun: the act or occurrence of sucking air into the vagina. Usually followed by a regular queef as the air is released.

Etymology: "queef" in reverse.
The stripper knelt over my dollar bill, spread her legs, and feeuqed it up.

Donna can queef on command, but she has to feeuq beforehand.
by fauxbourdon December 07, 2005
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yeef

noun. An emission of air or gas from a woman's vagina occuring while the woman has a yeast infection, so that the smell is more rank than usual.

verb. To emit air or gas from the vagina during a yeast infection.

Etymology: contraction of "yeast queef."
Bertha went to the bathroom to reapply her Monistat 7, but when she spread her legs, she let a nasty, thunderous yeef.
by fauxbourdon December 06, 2005
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fidouchiary duty

(noun): the moral or ethical duty a woman owes to her significant other to keep her vagina clean and in an appetizing and wholesome condition.

etymology: hybridization of "fiduciary duty", i.e. "the legal duty of one to act in the best interests of another in certain settings", and "douche".
Guy 1: "Brenda's vadge was nasty last night!"

Guy 2: "You should ditch the bitch, man. She violated her fidouchiary duty."
by fauxbourdon December 08, 2005
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heef

noun: penile flatulence, i.e., air emitted from the penis through the urethra.

verb: to emit penile flatulence.

Synomyms: quofe, cockqueef, dick fart.

Etymology: "he" (male pronoun) + queef.
After Reginald's catheter was removed, he tried to take a piss, but let a bubbly heef at the same time, thereby splattering urine all over the bathroom.
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cockqueef

After Reginald's catheter was removed, he tried to take a piss, but let a bubbly cockqueef at the same time, thereby splattering urine all over the bathroom.
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cock-queef

(also spelled cockqueef): a quofe or dick fart.
After Reginald's catheter was removed, he tried to take a piss, but let a bubbly cock-queef at the same time, thereby splattering urine all over the bathroom.
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