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rejaculate

(verb): to ejaculate (cum/come/jizz/nut/etc.) a second (or third, or fourth...) time in one sexual encounter.
I hooked up with a multi-orgasmic guy last night: he came in my vadge, then rejaculated on my tits!
by fauxbourdon December 28, 2005
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dick-queef

Alternate spelling of dickqueef. See also: cockqueef, dick fart, quofe.

noun: penile flatulence, i.e. air emitted from the penis through the urethra.
After Reginald's catheter was removed, he tried to take a piss, but let a bubbly dick-queef at the same time, thereby splattering urine all over the bathroom.
by fauxbourdon December 28, 2005
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quoff

Alternate spelling of quofe (also quoaf or quof).

noun: Penile flatulence (air or gas escaping from the penis through the urethra), a.k.a. a dick fart.

verb: To emit penile flatulence.

ETYMOLOGY: "Quofe" is the male form of queef.

NOTE: Quofes are a rare phenomenon compared to queefs because it is much harder for air to become stuck in a man's urethra than in a woman's comparatively larger vagina. Quofes occur most frequently after a catheter has been inserted into the penis and removed, leaving air trapped in the bladder or urethra.
After Reginald's catheter was removed, he tried to take a piss, but ended up letting a quoff at the same time, thereby splattering urine everywhere.
by fauxbourdon December 28, 2005
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quof

Alternate spelling of quofe.

noun: Penile flatulence (air or gas escaping from the penis through the urethra), a.k.a. a dick fart.

verb: To emit penile flatulence.

ETYMOLOGY: "Quofe" is the male form of queef.

NOTE: Quofes are a rare phenomenon compared to queefs because it is much harder for air to become stuck in a man's urethra than in a woman's comparatively larger vagina. Quofes occur most frequently after a catheter has been inserted into the penis and removed, leaving air trapped in the bladder or urethra.
After Reginald's catheter was removed, whenever he tried to take a piss he would quof and splatter urine everywhere.
by fauxbourdon December 28, 2005
mugGet the quofmug.

quoafing

The present participle of quoaf, which is itself an alternate spelling of quofe.

noun: Penile flatulence (air or gas escaping from the penis through the urethra), a.k.a. a dick fart.

verb: To emit penile flatulence.

ETYMOLOGY: "Quofe" is the male form of queef.

NOTE: Quofes are a rare phenomenon compared to queefs because it is much harder for air to become stuck in a man's urethra than in a woman's comparatively larger vagina. Quofes occur most frequently after a catheter has been inserted into the penis and removed, leaving air trapped in the bladder or urethra.
After Reginald's catheter was removed, he tried to take a piss, but ended up quoafing and splattering urine everywhere.
by fauxbourdon December 28, 2005
mugGet the quoafingmug.

b-dussy

noun: the smell that lingers in a room, or on one's body, after sexual intercourse. Contraction of "butt/booty, dick, and pussy."

Pronounced "bee-dussy" ("-dussy" rhymes with "pussy").

Also spelled bedussy.
If your mom's coming over to visit, you better wash the sheets to make sure she doesn't smell b-dussy.

Man, I need to take a shower... I reek of b-dussy!
by fauxbourdon December 28, 2005
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quart

noun. The simultaneous co-occurrence of a queef and a fart; sometimes due to a recto-vaginal fistula (small tear in the anal wall connecting the rectum to the vaginal canal), but sometimes the result of a queef and fart occurring simultaneously by sheer coincidence.

verb. To queef and fart simultaneously.
Sheila spread her legs and let the juiciest quart I ever had the displeasure to hear. I couldn't believe how loudly she quarted.
by fauxbourdon December 4, 2005
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