noun. The simultaneous co-occurrence of a sneeze, queef, fart, and burp. An admittedly rare event, but a theoretical possibility.
verb. To sneeze, queef, fart, and burp simultaneously.
Etymology: S(neeze) + QU(eef) + (f)AR(t) + (bur)P.
verb. To sneeze, queef, fart, and burp simultaneously.
Etymology: S(neeze) + QU(eef) + (f)AR(t) + (bur)P.
by fauxbourdon December 03, 2005
Pronounced "fyook" (rhymes with "puke").
verb: to suck or draw in air through the vagina.
noun: the act or occurrence of sucking air into the vagina. Usually followed by a regular queef as the air is released.
Etymology: "queef" in reverse.
verb: to suck or draw in air through the vagina.
noun: the act or occurrence of sucking air into the vagina. Usually followed by a regular queef as the air is released.
Etymology: "queef" in reverse.
The stripper knelt over my dollar bill, spread her legs, and feeuqed it up.
Donna can queef on command, but she has to feeuq beforehand.
Donna can queef on command, but she has to feeuq beforehand.
by fauxbourdon December 07, 2005
noun. An emission of air or gas from a woman's vagina occuring while the woman has a yeast infection, so that the smell is more rank than usual.
verb. To emit air or gas from the vagina during a yeast infection.
Etymology: contraction of "yeast queef."
verb. To emit air or gas from the vagina during a yeast infection.
Etymology: contraction of "yeast queef."
Bertha went to the bathroom to reapply her Monistat 7, but when she spread her legs, she let a nasty, thunderous yeef.
by fauxbourdon December 06, 2005
(noun): the moral or ethical duty a woman owes to her significant other to keep her vagina clean and in an appetizing and wholesome condition.
etymology: hybridization of "fiduciary duty", i.e. "the legal duty of one to act in the best interests of another in certain settings", and "douche".
etymology: hybridization of "fiduciary duty", i.e. "the legal duty of one to act in the best interests of another in certain settings", and "douche".
Guy 1: "Brenda's vadge was nasty last night!"
Guy 2: "You should ditch the bitch, man. She violated her fidouchiary duty."
Guy 2: "You should ditch the bitch, man. She violated her fidouchiary duty."
by fauxbourdon December 08, 2005
noun: penile flatulence, i.e., air emitted from the penis through the urethra.
verb: to emit penile flatulence.
Synomyms: quofe, cockqueef, dick fart.
Etymology: "he" (male pronoun) + queef.
verb: to emit penile flatulence.
Synomyms: quofe, cockqueef, dick fart.
Etymology: "he" (male pronoun) + queef.
After Reginald's catheter was removed, he tried to take a piss, but let a bubbly heef at the same time, thereby splattering urine all over the bathroom.
by fauxbourdon December 05, 2005
After Reginald's catheter was removed, he tried to take a piss, but let a bubbly cockqueef at the same time, thereby splattering urine all over the bathroom.
by fauxbourdon December 05, 2005
After Reginald's catheter was removed, he tried to take a piss, but let a bubbly cock-queef at the same time, thereby splattering urine all over the bathroom.
by fauxbourdon December 05, 2005