fauxbourdon's definitions

quart

noun. The simultaneous co-occurrence of a queef and a fart; sometimes due to a recto-vaginal fistula (small tear in the anal wall connecting the rectum to the vaginal canal), but sometimes the result of a queef and fart occurring simultaneously by sheer coincidence.

verb. To queef and fart simultaneously.

Sheila spread her legs and let the juiciest quart I ever had the displeasure to hear. I couldn't believe how loudly she quarted.

by fauxbourdon December 4, 2005

squarp

noun. The simultaneous co-occurrence of a sneeze, queef, fart, and burp. An admittedly rare event, but a theoretical possibility.

verb. To sneeze, queef, fart, and burp simultaneously.

Etymology: S(neeze) + QU(eef) + (f)AR(t) + (bur)P.

Ramona squarped so violently that I thought she would explode.

by fauxbourdon December 4, 2005

queeve

verb. To expel air from the vagina; to queef. ("Queeve" is the verb form of the noun "queef," cf. "believe"/"belief", "grieve"/"grief", etc.)

past tense: "queeved"
past participle: "quiven"

Lenore spread her legs, braced herself, and queeved heartily. Clearly, she had quiven many times before.

by fauxbourdon December 28, 2005

quieve

verb. Alternate spelling of queeve (to expel air from the vagina).

Belinda threw her legs up in the air, clenched her teeth, and quieved thunderously.

by fauxbourdon December 4, 2005

voga

noun. Yoga-like exercises meant to tighten, tone, or condition the vagina.

Etymology: contraction of "vaginal yoga."

Darlene's voga exercises keep her as tight as a teenage virgin.

by fauxbourdon December 4, 2005

jaj

noun: Slang term for a woman's vagina. Shortened form of vajaj. Rhymes with "badge."

Fucking Darla's loose-ass jaj was like throwing a hotdog down a hallway.

by fauxbourdon December 28, 2005

jadge

noun. A slang term for a woman's vagina; alternate spelling of jaj. Abbreviated form of vajaj. Rhymes with "badge."

Fucking Darla's loose-ass jadge was like throwing a hotdog down a hallway.

by fauxbourdon December 4, 2005