Pronounced "fyook" (rhymes with "puke").
verb: to suck or draw in air through the vagina.
noun: the act or occurrence of sucking air into the vagina. Usually followed by a regular queef as the air is released.
Etymology: "queef" in reverse.
verb: to suck or draw in air through the vagina.
noun: the act or occurrence of sucking air into the vagina. Usually followed by a regular queef as the air is released.
Etymology: "queef" in reverse.
The stripper knelt over my dollar bill, spread her legs, and feeuqed it up.
Donna can queef on command, but she has to feeuq beforehand.
Donna can queef on command, but she has to feeuq beforehand.
by fauxbourdon December 07, 2005
(verb): To female ejaculate, i.e., to shoot liquid from one's vagina during orgasm. (This phenomenon occurs in a minority of women.)
See also: vajaculation, n.
Etymology: vaj (short for vagina) + ejaculate.
See also: vajaculation, n.
Etymology: vaj (short for vagina) + ejaculate.
by fauxbourdon December 08, 2005
noun: the smell that lingers in a room, or on one's body, after sexual intercourse. Contraction of "butt/booty, dick, and pussy."
Pronounced "bee-dussy" ("-dussy" rhymes with "pussy").
Also spelled bedussy.
Pronounced "bee-dussy" ("-dussy" rhymes with "pussy").
Also spelled bedussy.
If your mom's coming over to visit, you better wash the sheets to make sure she doesn't smell b-dussy.
Man, I need to take a shower... I reek of b-dussy!
Man, I need to take a shower... I reek of b-dussy!
by fauxbourdon December 07, 2005
Alternate spelling of quofe (also quoaf or quof).
noun: Penile flatulence (air or gas escaping from the penis through the urethra), a.k.a. a dick fart.
verb: To emit penile flatulence.
ETYMOLOGY: "Quofe" is the male form of queef.
NOTE: Quofes are a rare phenomenon compared to queefs because it is much harder for air to become stuck in a man's urethra than in a woman's comparatively larger vagina. Quofes occur most frequently after a catheter has been inserted into the penis and removed, leaving air trapped in the bladder or urethra.
noun: Penile flatulence (air or gas escaping from the penis through the urethra), a.k.a. a dick fart.
verb: To emit penile flatulence.
ETYMOLOGY: "Quofe" is the male form of queef.
NOTE: Quofes are a rare phenomenon compared to queefs because it is much harder for air to become stuck in a man's urethra than in a woman's comparatively larger vagina. Quofes occur most frequently after a catheter has been inserted into the penis and removed, leaving air trapped in the bladder or urethra.
After Reginald's catheter was removed, he tried to take a piss, but ended up letting a quoff at the same time, thereby splattering urine everywhere.
by fauxbourdon December 05, 2005
Present participle of heef.
"heef," noun: penile flatulence, i.e., air emitted from the penis through the urethra.
"heef," verb: to emit penile flatulence.
Synomyms: quofe, cockqueef, dick fart.
Etymology: "he" (male pronoun) + queef.
"heef," noun: penile flatulence, i.e., air emitted from the penis through the urethra.
"heef," verb: to emit penile flatulence.
Synomyms: quofe, cockqueef, dick fart.
Etymology: "he" (male pronoun) + queef.
After Reginald's catheter was removed, he tried to take a piss, but ended up heefing at the same time, thereby splattering urine all over the bathroom.
by fauxbourdon December 05, 2005
by fauxbourdon December 03, 2005
Another word for a dick fart or a quofe.
noun: penile flatulence, i.e., air escaping from the penis through the urethra.
noun: penile flatulence, i.e., air escaping from the penis through the urethra.
After Reginald's catheter was removed, he tried to take a piss, but let a bubbly dickqueef at the same time, thereby splattering urine all over the bathroom.
by fauxbourdon December 05, 2005