rejaculate

(verb): to ejaculate (cum/come/jizz/nut/etc.) a second (or third, or fourth...) time in one sexual encounter.

I hooked up with a multi-orgasmic guy last night: he came in my vadge, then rejaculated on my tits!

by fauxbourdon December 28, 2005

evaculate

verb: to expel semen that has been ejaculated into one's bodily orifice by another person, e.g. by defecating after anal sex, or by douching after vaginal sex.

etymology: hybridization of "evacuate" (as in, "evacuate one's bowels," i.e. to shit; "evacuate one's bladder," i.e. to piss) and "ejaculate," i.e. to cum, jizz, nut, etc.

After Bob nutted up her poop chute, Mary went to toilet to evaculate.

by fauxbourdon December 28, 2005

dick queef

Alternate spelling of dickqueef. See also: cockqueef, dick fart, quofe.

noun: penile flatulence, i.e., air escaping from the penis through the urethra.

After Reginald's catheter was removed, he tried to take a piss, but let a bubbly dick queef at the same time, thereby splattering urine all over the bathroom.

by fauxbourdon December 28, 2005

voga

noun. Yoga-like exercises meant to tighten, tone, or condition the vagina.

Etymology: contraction of "vaginal yoga."

Darlene's voga exercises keep her as tight as a teenage virgin.

by fauxbourdon December 04, 2005

squarp

noun. The simultaneous co-occurrence of a sneeze, queef, fart, and burp. An admittedly rare event, but a theoretical possibility.

verb. To sneeze, queef, fart, and burp simultaneously.

Etymology: S(neeze) + QU(eef) + (f)AR(t) + (bur)P.

Ramona squarped so violently that I thought she would explode.

by fauxbourdon December 04, 2005

queeve

verb. To expel air from the vagina; to queef. ("Queeve" is the verb form of the noun "queef," cf. "believe"/"belief", "grieve"/"grief", etc.)

past tense: "queeved"
past participle: "quiven"

Lenore spread her legs, braced herself, and queeved heartily. Clearly, she had quiven many times before.

by fauxbourdon December 28, 2005

quieve

verb. Alternate spelling of queeve (to expel air from the vagina).

Belinda threw her legs up in the air, clenched her teeth, and quieved thunderously.

by fauxbourdon December 04, 2005