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a top tier, queer theory-drenched, pornsick, cantankerous, science-denying, child-grooming degenerate with no regard for sexual morals or boundaries.

Doesn't bathe. Doesn't clean the room. Has rainbow-y hair. Thinks biological sex is fake. Browses kiddie porn. Fancies having sex with parents/siblings. Has feminist rape fantasies.

Judith Butler is the mother of all quoomers.

quoomer by Plasticinemoidcimer January 30, 2022

Qoomer

A Qoomer is a person who supports Qanon and doesn't know of Operation TRUST. These people don't know the first thing about psyops or how they work. Comes from the word 'coomer' and the whole '-oomer' meme series.

Normal person: "Man, I wish Donald Trump wasn't such an idiot. He doesn't deserve his followers."
Qoomer: "OHHHHH NOOOOOO I'M GONNA QOOOOOOOOOM!!!! OHHHHGAWWWWD I AM QOOOOOMINGGGGG!!!!" *does a series of elaborate mental gymnastics to say that Trump still hasn't lost.*

Qoomer by sneedpostius_prime January 31, 2021

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quooser

a derogatory hybrid of both the words 'queer' & 'loser'. Usually used to describe a sore loser, whether be it at losing a game or just losing something in general.

"Yo, where's that shirt I lent you like last week?"
"Oh, swhoops, i think i lost it! Sorry!"
"Not forgiven till you buy me another shirt... quooser."

quooser by Nataaash April 15, 2008

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Quooter

woman private(vajj)

you either lick the quooter or stick the quooter

Quooter by QueenN February 3, 2010

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Qoomer

Qoomer's are people who looked this up by accident or you right now

Boomer: Look its a Qoomer!
Qoomer: whats a qoomer?

Qoomer by NotAQoomer December 29, 2019

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Qoomer

Portmanteau of Qanon and coomer. A perverted old man disconnected from the out side world who both retweets 50 porn accounts a day and argues with people over the most inconsequential things from the same account. Known to hold borderline to full fascistic political views. Final stage of the Incel evolution line.

Guy 1: It's sad. John has gone full Qoomer.
Guy 2: Didn't he say he was an Alpha Male?
Guy 1: Yeah.
Guy 2: Huh, weird.

Qoomer by DickFartMcGee's son September 15, 2022

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qoomer

Jeff's mum! jeffs mum qoomed in my pants

jeffs mum qoomed in my pants , she's a qoomer

qoomer by littttyyy October 25, 2020

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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