quoomer

a top tier, queer theory-drenched, pornsick, cantankerous, science-denying, child-grooming degenerate with no regard for sexual morals or boundaries.

Doesn't bathe. Doesn't clean the room. Has rainbow-y hair. Thinks biological sex is fake. Browses kiddie porn. Fancies having sex with parents/siblings. Has feminist rape fantasies.

Judith Butler is the mother of all quoomers.

by Plasticinemoidcimer January 30, 2022

Qoomer

A Qoomer is a person who supports Qanon and doesn't know of Operation TRUST. These people don't know the first thing about psyops or how they work. Comes from the word 'coomer' and the whole '-oomer' meme series.

Normal person: "Man, I wish Donald Trump wasn't such an idiot. He doesn't deserve his followers."
Qoomer: "OHHHHH NOOOOOO I'M GONNA QOOOOOOOOOM!!!! OHHHHGAWWWWD I AM QOOOOOMINGGGGG!!!!" *does a series of elaborate mental gymnastics to say that Trump still hasn't lost.*

by sneedpostius_prime January 31, 2021

quooser

a derogatory hybrid of both the words 'queer' & 'loser'. Usually used to describe a sore loser, whether be it at losing a game or just losing something in general.

"Yo, where's that shirt I lent you like last week?"
"Oh, swhoops, i think i lost it! Sorry!"
"Not forgiven till you buy me another shirt... quooser."

by Nataaash April 15, 2008

Quooter

woman private(vajj)

you either lick the quooter or stick the quooter

by QueenN February 3, 2010

Qoomer

Qoomer's are people who looked this up by accident or you right now

Boomer: Look its a Qoomer!
Qoomer: whats a qoomer?

by NotAQoomer December 29, 2019

Qoomer

Portmanteau of Qanon and coomer. A perverted old man disconnected from the out side world who both retweets 50 porn accounts a day and argues with people over the most inconsequential things from the same account. Known to hold borderline to full fascistic political views. Final stage of the Incel evolution line.

Guy 1: It's sad. John has gone full Qoomer.
Guy 2: Didn't he say he was an Alpha Male?
Guy 1: Yeah.
Guy 2: Huh, weird.

by DickFartMcGee's son September 15, 2022

qoomer

Jeff's mum! jeffs mum qoomed in my pants

jeffs mum qoomed in my pants , she's a qoomer

by littttyyy October 25, 2020