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Dude, his hair is quoft.
quoft by legit17 March 22, 2009
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The act of removing frozen plants from your front porch when the season is over.
My mom removed the frozen quofts.
quoft by Florie October 21, 2006
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The process of creating a definition for a new word that was found while playing a board game.
Ben quoft that shpiel was a dog mutt breed while playing boggle.
quoft by Leosh May 22, 2005

Starlog Quote Humper

Any person or group of people that only accepts or uses the George Lucas quote from Starlog Magazine issue #337 from 2005 as the only definitive, end-all-be all, piece of evidence in an argument when debating whether or not the Star Wars Expanded Universe/Legends was canon to any degree prior to 2014. Due to their cognitive dissonance and confirmation bias, Starlog Quote Humpers do not accept any quote or piece of evidence that is not the Starlog Magazine quote, even if it is a statement from George Lucas that contradicts or goes back on his statements in the Starlog Quote, of which there are plenty that do. In addition, Starlog Quote Humpers often dismiss or reject any of Lucasfilm's or Lucasfilm employee's statements regarding canon policy used as evidence that favor the viewpoint of the EU being canon before 2014 as being "lesser secondhand sources of information."
While browsing online forums I came across many Starlog Quote Humpers posting that one George Lucas quote from Starlog Magazine.
A floatie turd; a log of poop that is bouyant enough to float on the top of water.
I ate a bunch of carbs and fat these last few days and lately all the turds I've been deucing into the toilet have been quofos because they all float on top at the water line. See them in this photo I took with this smartphone? But, enough about me on a first date. So how's your lunch?
quofo by Extremityman October 17, 2023

Moriah Elizabeth Quote 

"Thing are getting worse before they're getting better. "

-Moriah Elizabeth 2020
Moriah Elizabeth Quote was from one of her Fixing Your Squishies Videos.
A site with quizes, stories, and polls. Some people decide to roleplay with others, some wite fanfictions, and others just go there to read and take quizes. It used to be purely stories and quizes, but nowadays in 2015 to present time, drama sometimes happens. Quotev occassionally glitches, and that's when everyone loses their shit and flip out. There are some original stories as well, and people can make groups to get advice from others, give guides/tutorials, or simply to have a group chat or roleplay. Quotev is a large community with few haters/bullies and even complete strangers often stick up for one another. You have a choice to show when you're online, can hide your activity from nonfollowers, and deactivate your account. If you do deactivate, you have the option to reactivate for a month before it is permanently deleted.
"I've met a few really good friends on Quotev. Sadly, it glitches sometimes and I have to wait for it to get fix."
"Quotev has helped me be a better writer."
Quotev by alliecat7603 June 26, 2016
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Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
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